My health ascension plan

[User28823]

1) get large intestine removed then j pouch surgery to reconnect small intestine to asshole -> curing my IBD

2) get congenital penile surgery + implant for rock hard on demand + increased length and girth + scrotoplasty

3) get deviated septum straightened + turbinates reduced for optimal breathing and no more choking on mucus

4) get foot surgery on my flat foot for optimal gait

rate my plan
@shieldzz @asdvek

 

[shieldzz]

i dont even remember u having that mANYnay health issues in 2024 and 2023 , WHAT HAPPENED WHAT DID U DO ???????????

 

[Arminus]

1) get large intestine removed then j pouch surgery to reconnect small intestine to asshole -> curing my IBD

2) get congenital penile surgery + implant for rock hard on demand + increased length and girth + scrotoplasty

3) get deviated septum straightened + turbinates reduced for optimal breathing and no more choking on mucus

4) get foot surgery on my flat foot for optimal gait

rate my plan
@shieldzz @asdvek

When you starting

 

[medialcanthus]

penis surgery sounds like hell

 

[Luca_.]

1) get large intestine removed then j pouch surgery to reconnect small intestine to asshole -> curing my IBD

2) get congenital penile surgery + implant for rock hard on demand + increased length and girth + scrotoplasty

3) get deviated septum straightened + turbinates reduced for optimal breathing and no more choking on mucus

4) get foot surgery on my flat foot for optimal gait

rate my plan
@shieldzz @asdvek

Nigger thinks this is cyberpunk

 

[shieldzz]

this nigga is retarded btw he will have 100 side effects after the first surgery and end up killling himself

also , u dont need surgery for flat food i have it also

 

[User28823]

When you starting

next year, need to book appointments this year / consultations

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

1) get large intestine removed then j pouch surgery to reconnect small intestine to asshole -> curing my IBD

2) get congenital penile surgery + implant for rock hard on demand + increased length and girth + scrotoplasty

3) get deviated septum straightened + turbinates reduced for optimal breathing and no more choking on mucus

4) get foot surgery on my flat foot for optimal gait

rate my plan
@shieldzz @asdvek

Just get on n exclusion diet, 2 n 3 idc, 4 is a good surgery, only works well if you are a youngcel tho.

 

[User28823]

this nigga is retarded btw he will have 100 side effects after the first surgery and end up killling himself

also , u dont need surgery for flat food i have it also

its not normal flat foot its deformed 4x the width of my other foot and flat, the bones are mangled

 

[User28823]

Just get on n exclusion diet, 2 n 3 idc, 4 is a good surgery, only works well if you are a youngcel tho.

its cope i already tried it in 2018 ive tried every diet except raw meat because thats dangerous
even water fasting my ibd will bleed in a flare

 

[shieldzz]

its not normal flat foot its deformed 4x the width of my other foot and flat, the bones are mangled

it means ur genetic is incredible BAD since u have all those problems without doing anything . all my issues atleast started since i used semaglutide i never had health issues before that

 

[shieldzz]

Also , u have IBS not IBD most likely @User28823

 

[User28823]

it means ur genetic is incredible BAD since u have all those problems without doing anything . all my issues atleast started since i used semaglutide i never had health issues before that

which makes me stronger than u in every way because despite all of these problems i am successful romantically, financially, physically

 

[shieldzz]

which makes me stronger than u in every way because despite all of these problems i am successful romantically, financially, physically

You keep telling yourself that

 

[Debetro]

 

[User28823]

Also , u have IBS not IBD most likely @User28823

ur fucking retarded nigger i have ulcerative colitis a form of inflammatory bowel disease IBS is for pussies crying about stomach pain

I HAVE ULCERS BLEEDING IN MY ASSHOLE

LOOK , ITS MY LARGE INTESTINE

 

[xevuxia]

penis surgery sounds like hell

„The Road To Heaven
Feels Like Hell

The Road To Hell
Feels Like Heaven”

 

[shieldzz]

ur fucking retarded nigger i have ulcerative colitis a form of inflammatory bowel disease IBS is for pussies crying about stomach pain

I HAVE ULCERS BLEEDING IN MY ASSHOLE

LOOK , ITS MY LARGE INTESTINE

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Damn now i feel good since i did a colonoscopy and my gut is perfectly fine

 

[User28823]

penis surgery sounds like hell

i will be on fent and if it goes wrong i'll just OD on the fent into that good night

 

[shieldzz]

REkt nigga @User28823

 

[asdvek]

 

[User28823]

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type of nigga to use ifunny unironically

 

[SoundnVision]

Weirdest set of surgeries I've seen posted here tbh

 

[User28823]

Weirdest set of surgeries I've seen posted here tbh

i fight the darkest demons

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Finally you dick will be repaired

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Finally you dick will be repaired

Make sure to send the results to us , ahahahahaaaaa

Maybe we can hold a dick mog battle together

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

its cope i already tried it in 2018 ive tried every diet except raw meat because thats dangerous
even water fasting my ibd will bleed in a flare

Atleast try raw meat before getting your large fucking intestine removed.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

1) get large intestine removed then j pouch surgery to reconnect small intestine to asshole -> curing my IBD