my homie is putting me on with his gf’s friend. help

[Koroshiya]

i feel sick wallahi i got social anxiety disorder like crazy, the only way i can get thru this is gabapantin and smoking, but i hate how brain dead those things make me

ts was so sudden, he asked for a picture of me and responded “she thinks you’re hot” so now i’m up to this

i just need advice bro fuck

 

[MulattoTrenMaxxer]

pop a xan bro, 0.5mg

 

[Koroshiya]

pop a xan bro, 0.5mg

i wish

 

[Deleted member 24235]

ur not gonna get real advice on here

 

[ascension]

Make sure you hold frame while meeting her, position yourself so that your ogee curve is visible and maxilliary projection is accentuated by the sunlight at the correct angle. Make sure you mew to let her know your hyoid bone is positioned appropriately. Squintmax to show optimal eye hooding and positive canthal tilt. You're welcome.

 

[Koroshiya]

Make sure you hold frame while meeting her, position yourself so that your ogee curve is visible and maxilliary projection is accentuated by the sunlight at the correct angle. Make sure you mew to let her know your hyoid bone is positioned appropriately. Squintmax to show optimal eye hooding and positive canthal tilt. You're welcome.

literally that one meme where the guy walks past the girl

 

[Giorgio]

every time you fuck up with a woman, it get's you close to not fucking up with women

of course, if the reason for the fuck up is not your looks, height or status

 

[Koroshiya]

every time you fuck up with a woman, it get's you close to not fucking up with women

of course, if the reason for the fuck up is not your looks, height or status

damn that’s real as fuck

she’s like 8 inches shorter than me, and my looks are already okay to her

so i guess me acting like a retard and fumbling would be status

 

[subtochad]

Just talk normally bro. And whatever you do, dont seem autistic or creepy.
Maybe she'll like you. Who knows. But just dont repulse her.

 

[Giorgio]

damn that’s real as fuck

she’s like 8 inches shorter than me, and my looks are already okay to her

so i guess me acting like a retard and fumbling would be status

I'd say you acting like a retard and fumbling would simply be you acting like a retard and fumbling

 

[Deleted member 16371]

I hope you fold you harami dog

 

[Deleted member 18784]

Quit bitching and hit that shit.