My intestines make noises that sound like I shit myself

[User28823]

so if im in public at like a coffee shop or something there could be a hot stacy next to me and my intestines will make a noise that sounds like i literally just shit my pants

like i just let off the dirtiest, wettest, fart ever even though its literally just my intestines making noise

 

[User28823]

average fate of an ibdcel

 

[Deleted member 318558]

Foids actually love that it’s like a mating call

 

[TheAncientMacedonia]

 

[Chungus]

Me but it's the parasites binge eating my intestinal lining

 

[User28823]

when stacy looks at me after she thinks i shit myself so i just start muzzing on her

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

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