My kids might be cooked, im 5’6 and my gf is 4’9

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How tall will my kids be
 
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Not tall enough
 
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they can maybe reach 5 feet 9 if they get a lot of meat, eggs, dairy
 
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Okay so let me have a moment of silence…

























I’m 5 foot 7 and it’s hell. I can feel the pain ur future son will have in my left and right ball sack. Sincerely I don’t even know that nigga but with all my heart I’m begging to you, to you and to the mental health of your son, please get a tall gf. I’m begging. I wouldn’t wish that up my worst enemy you are a bad dad if you get kids with her, shame on you, you fucking bitch do you know how much I suffer at 5 foot 7!?!? A lottttt

Get a taller gf
 
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Okay so let me have a moment of silence…

























I’m 5 foot 7 and it’s hell. I can feel the pain ur future son will have in my left and right ball sack. Sincerely I don’t even know that nigga but with all my heart I’m begging to you, to you and to the mental health of your son, please get a tall gf. I’m begging. I wouldn’t wish that up my worst enemy you are a bad dad if you get kids with her, shame on you, you fucking bitch do you know how much I suffer at 5 foot 7!?!? A lottttt

Get a taller gf
Nah, my gf is way too good, my kids gonna suffer then ig
 
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around 160-165 if boy, 150 cm if girl. If you get a boy you should pay for his LL surgery as punishment :ROFLMAO:
 
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That almost counts as child abuse wtf and how is your gf that short
 
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Not to be mean, but you genuinely shouldn’t be allowed to get kids.
Only if you give them gh from a young age.

You’re literally going to set your kids life up to living in hell lol.
 
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if you reproduce your a bad person imo
 
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bro do not have kids, you will only bring suffering to the world, don't be selfish and adopt, or dont have kids
 
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yo girl birthing a future bully victim dawg
 
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Nah, my gf is way too good, my kids gonna suffer then ig
Dumb ass retard. First of all, your girlfriend is thinking of some tall guy when she's having (IF she's having) sex with you.

You think you will marry her but she's just waiting for the better looking and taller guy to show up (which I think is like 90% of guys around you considering you're a fucking midget lol). PLUS you think you'll have a loving family if you're short AND have a short wife?

Your kids will hate you, your wife will too because of course no girl is dumb enough to want to waste her life with a fucking circus experiment like you.​
 
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