My Kids Will Likely Be Gen Beta (If I Ever Ascend and Reproduce, Lol)

[zerotohero]

Let’s be real for a second. If I ever manage to ascend and actually have kids, they’ll most likely be part of Generation Beta. That is, of course, assuming I don’t wait until I’m 41 to have a kid, in which case they’d be Generation Gamma.

Here’s the kicker: Gen Z won’t be the second youngest generation anymore. They’ll be the third youngest. Gen Z will be the new millennials. Let that sink in for a second. It’s crazy how fast time is moving, and how quickly these generational labels are shifting. Feels like Gen Z is still fresh, but in a few days, they’ll be the ones looking back and realizing they’re not as young as they think.

The future is wild.

 

[zerotohero]

Broootal. I don’t wanna be an unc.

 

[LTNUser]

Same

 

[zerotohero]

Same

How old are you?

 

[zerotohero]

I have to lock in. I’ll be officially old in a few days.

 

[LTNUser]

How old are you?

14

 

[zerotohero]

14

2010?

 

[zerotohero]

14

Fuck, I’m old.

 

[LTNUser]

2010?

Yes

 

[moggerofhumanity]

Sometimes I kinda envy old people, not because I want to die but because idk how shit the future's gonna be.

 

[zerotohero]

Yes

I was already rotting on Internet forums and watching porn when you were born. Fuck.

 

[zerotohero]

I was already rotting on Internet forums and watching porn when you were born. Fuck.

14 years later, I’m still rotting and jerking off.

 

[Neucher]

I was already rotting on Internet forums and watching porn when you were born. Fuck.

how old are you?

 

[zerotohero]

how old are you?

24.

 

[zerotohero]

how old are you?

Yeah. I’ve been rotting since i was fucking 10.