My Life As Philippe LeBlond: A Bumble Experiment (2)

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Literally call her an elf...

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She loves it, of course...so I bring out the clichés...

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Number time...only to cancel...

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...But she's fine with that. I sit in awe of life on God mode...

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I guess women do 1.) make the first move and 2.) come on strong...

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Google voice to the rescue...

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...Followed by infinite forgiveness...

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It was time to come clean about my living situation...

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She wants so badly to believe I'm Philippe, even after testing my knowledge of a place he just visited...

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So many possibilities...

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I went with my gut...

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More suspicion cast on the presence of Trivago Guy...

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But not enough to dissuade an attempt at fucking...

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It began to feel redundant...

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Effort and women?

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I pressed for answers...

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Her profile was adamant about not being asked about the weather...

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Since Philippe can do no wrong, I was able to share a little of myself without being skewered by assholery...it was nice...

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Though I'm fairly certain she doesn't really watch Curb...

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In all honesty, I wasn't prepared for the euphoria associated with this process. I set out to destroy and expected to remain indifferent, but in many instances I succumbed to the simple pleasure of having the upper hand. I was not only mistaken for a human, but one who merited adoration. Though I knew my role was fraudulent in nature, and therefore more akin to Sisyphus (I would never be able to enjoy the spoils of my labor), I found myself enamored with the opposite sex's prowess and desire for Myles/Philippe.

I know there are far better examples of woman's duality, cold-bloodedness, and downright savage nature sprinkled all over this site. There was something else I learned from this process, however. When a person advances in a class system, their reality is reborn. The rage I had for Jamie in the beginning, for example, was replaced by an easygoing and tempered nature as I took on the narrative and likeness of LeBlond. Most surprising was how quickly my anger dissipated.

As the experiment proceeded, I noticed my outlook in real life becoming lighter. I laughed more and dissected things less. All temporary, of course, but blissful nonetheless. I would suggest all incels go through such an exercise, if only to derive a volatile sense of worth.

Until next time (though probably never)...

TLDR: Online dating is a rigged system in favor of women. I used this construct for a psychological boost by playing on womankind's desire/expectation of a 10/10 prince, and you can too.

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good thread preserve yourself
 
Fuck that was a great read good shit OP

Really goes to show how much of a difference there is in the life experience of a Chad and an incel.
 
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read the beginning then got tired
 
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While there is a sense of euphoria now due to seeing what being a human feels like, it will destroy your brain in the long run. I strongly suggest not ingesting this much blackpill.
 
 
it is what it is
 
What the fuck are those są why you don't just post them here?
 
colludes me
 
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So this is what a human being is
 

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