iana
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Yesterday I got a haircut, and it was terrible.
I made a huge thread complaining, but today things got worse. I wore a cap and was on facetime with my girlfriend, and she said I looked like me when I was 14, when I was an overweight freak. And then I check Instagram, and 5 people have sent me a story of my haircut.
In the photo, this barber has made the back of my hair curly, the front completely flat, and twisted my sideburns in different directions. I look like a queer Jew, and the worst part is you can tell I'm cheek-biting.
I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't know how I'm going to turn my girlfriend on when I look like a fucking clown, but I will be seeing her tonight, so I'll update how that goes.
Life is well and truly on pause until my hair grows out. It's a good time to start my RAD-140 cycle, I guess.
I made a huge thread complaining, but today things got worse. I wore a cap and was on facetime with my girlfriend, and she said I looked like me when I was 14, when I was an overweight freak. And then I check Instagram, and 5 people have sent me a story of my haircut.
In the photo, this barber has made the back of my hair curly, the front completely flat, and twisted my sideburns in different directions. I look like a queer Jew, and the worst part is you can tell I'm cheek-biting.
I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't know how I'm going to turn my girlfriend on when I look like a fucking clown, but I will be seeing her tonight, so I'll update how that goes.
Life is well and truly on pause until my hair grows out. It's a good time to start my RAD-140 cycle, I guess.