MY LIFE IS OVER

[hate]

My dicks lowkey 3 inches soft

I have no license and I’m almost 17

IM ALMOST 17 THAT SPEAKS ENOUGH VOLUME

I’ve only slayed land whales despite being 140lbs at 6’2

Crush at my school is lesbian

My talking stage is going to a theme park for 8 hours and I won’t hear from her all day (GG)

I dress like a bum and I can’t style for shit cuz I’m broke as a joke

I need advice

 

[hate]

Barber fucked up my haircut too, I asked for the rira cut and it looks like my pubes

 

[theonlytallirish]

me except not skinny

 

[DutchVanDerLinde]

My life is 100x worse.

 

[Tesarossa]

Your talking stage is gonna get railed in the theme parks bathroom

 

[hate]

My life is 100x worse.

Not a competition. Give me advice now

 

[Gen1leman]

My dicks lowkey 3 inches soft

I have no license and I’m almost 17

IM ALMOST 17 THAT SPEAKS ENOUGH VOLUME

I’ve only slayed land whales despite being 140lbs at 6’2

Crush at my school is lesbian

My talking stage is going to a theme park for 8 hours and I won’t hear from her all day (GG)

I dress like a bum and I can’t style for shit cuz I’m broke as a joke

I need advice

Don't get sad you still have time the fact that you acknowledge it is already good just get better gradually

 

[ANON]

 

[tansel]

timothy haireths life is over

frank tufanos life is over

unless you are them

you are fine

 

[tansel]

My life is 100x worse.

why

 

[DutchVanDerLinde]

Not a competition. Give me advice now

Yeah true, dont underestimate your self and slay htbs.

 

[H72]

My dicks lowkey 3 inches soft

I have no license and I’m almost 17

IM ALMOST 17 THAT SPEAKS ENOUGH VOLUME

I’ve only slayed land whales despite being 140lbs at 6’2

Crush at my school is lesbian

My talking stage is going to a theme park for 8 hours and I won’t hear from her all day (GG)

I dress like a bum and I can’t style for shit cuz I’m broke as a joke

I need advice

You just gotta go ER

 

[Mai Sakurajima.]

l o o k s m a x , thats why we’re on this site

 

[hate]

Your talking stage is gonna get railed in the theme parks bathroom

"Honestly, it's fine. I have a feeling I wasn't going to do much with my life anyway."

 

[DutchVanDerLinde]

why

Lot of reasons.

 

[hate]

l o o k s m a x , thats why we’re on this site

Been there done that, hardcapped at m-hmtn

 

[Jack-O' Valentine]

Your life isn't over if you're 6'2 you ungrateful fuck

 

[DutchVanDerLinde]

"Honestly, it's fine. I have a feeling I wasn't going to do much with my life anyway."

Ahhh, your tiktok pfp has that kid right?

 

[tansel]

Lot of reasons.

can you name some

 

[hate]

timothy haireths life is over

frank tufanos life is over

unless you are them

you are fine

Skip to the part where you tell me to live in a polygamous marriage and eat raw meat please

 

[hate]

Ahhh, your tiktok pfp has that kid right?

Indeed, message me

 

[DutchVanDerLinde]

can you name some

I'm balding in highschool
I'm literally invisible to people
Nobody cares about me
They bully me
Etc.

 

[DutchVanDerLinde]

Indeed, message me

Nah nah

 

[hate]

I'm balding in highschool
I'm literally invisible to people
Nobody cares about me
They bully me
Etc.

Alright on that note… want some advice?

 

[DutchVanDerLinde]

Alright on that note… want some advice?

Not really, maybe later.

 

[tansel]

I'm balding in highschool

how badly

 

[hate]

Your life isn't over if you're 6'2 you ungrateful fuck

Literally average in my city for some fucking reason

 

[DutchVanDerLinde]

how badly

Not that bad tbh, just throwing water at me, ignoring me and pushing me.

 

[blackpilljedi]

Barber fucked up my haircut too, I asked for the rira cut and it looks like my pubes

 

[tansel]

Not that bad tbh, just throwing water at me, ignoring me and pushing me.

no i meant the balding lol

high school is temporary

whats ur norwood scale

 

[Jack-O' Valentine]

Literally average in my city for some fucking reason

Lol your city isn't the only place in the world. Don't stress

 

[Gudlifer]

pm

 

[DutchVanDerLinde]

no i meant the balding lol

high school is temporary

whats ur norwood scale

Like 1.4 ykwim?

 

[tansel]

Like 1.4 ykwim?

yes lol 1.5

are u on dutasteride

 

[DutchVanDerLinde]

yes lol 1.5

are u on dutasteride

I'm 15, I will go to a doctor soon to ask for a prescription.

 

[Framemaxxx]

140 at 6'2 is kinda crazy

 

[mogorgetmoggedski]

Bro you're only 17 You're good

 

[zombi3]

My dicks lowkey 3 inches soft

So? How big hard?

 

[xye]

My dicks lowkey 3 inches soft

I have no license and I’m almost 17

IM ALMOST 17 THAT SPEAKS ENOUGH VOLUME

I’ve only slayed land whales despite being 140lbs at 6’2

Crush at my school is lesbian

My talking stage is going to a theme park for 8 hours and I won’t hear from her all day (GG)

I dress like a bum and I can’t style for shit cuz I’m broke as a joke

I need advice

jfl bro has slayed, is 6'2 at 17, has a talking stage, probably hiding his hard size because he's 7 inches (which is only slightly small) and is complaining
okay chad

 

[tansel]

I'm 15, I will go to a doctor soon to ask for a prescription.

damn that’s way too young for a 5-ar

sorry man

 

[tansel]

jfl bro has slayed, is 6'2 at 17, has a talking stage, probably hiding his hard size because he's 7 inches (which is only slightly small) and is complaining
okay chad

the average size is 5.5

7 is way above standard deviation

no homo

 

[xye]

the average size is 5.5

7 is way above standard deviation

no homo

we have to account for dickflation and percieved dickflation, then the standard is 7 practically (which is small because average is considered bad, like how 5'9 is a bad height in america)

 

[tansel]

we have to account for dickflation and percieved dickflation, then the standard is 7 practically (which is small because average is considered bad, like how 5'9 is a bad height in america)

dude

7 inches is not average

are you insane

it’s been 5.5 for decades now

 

[xye]

dude

7 inches is not average

are you insane

it’s been 5.5 for decades now

average is probably around 6
percieved average is 7 because of dickflation
and no i dont have any hard evidence to back it up so dont ask but id rather be safe
also average claimed on org is like 8

 

[hate]

the average size is 5.5

7 is way above standard deviation

no homo

Ok ima be honest the cock part was kind of bait cuz it’s almost 8 hard

 

[PaulPenetrator69]

My dicks lowkey 3 inches soft

I have no license and I’m almost 17

IM ALMOST 17 THAT SPEAKS ENOUGH VOLUME

I’ve only slayed land whales despite being 140lbs at 6’2

Crush at my school is lesbian

My talking stage is going to a theme park for 8 hours and I won’t hear from her all day (GG)

I dress like a bum and I can’t style for shit cuz I’m broke as a joke

I need advice

work a shitty retail job atleast 30 miles away from your school so you never see anybody from school and then buy better clothes or just wear plain shit focus on improving your face and build if you look good it doesn't matter what you wear

 

[tansel]

Ok ima be honest the cock part was kind of bait cuz it’s almost 8 hard

 

[tansel]

and no i dont have any hard evidence to back it up

haha ok nice man

good one xander

or should i say

elijah

 

[hate]

Idk if you’re accusing me of lying or referring to me larping as someone with a small dick. Either way, that gets an updoot from me my friend!

 

[xye]

Ok ima be honest the cock part was kind of bait cuz it’s almost 8 hard

mines above 8 but below 8.5