WhoTookVendetta
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I HAVENT SHOWERED IN WEEKS I SMELL LIKE SHIT AND ALL I DO IS SIT THERE NAKED IN MY ROOM PLAYING ROBLOX I DONT EVEN WIPE THE CUM STAINS OFF MY BODY I LET IT CRUST OVER LIKE SOME KIND OF ARMOR THE GOVERNMENT PUT A CHIP IN MY LEFT BALL SACK I CAN FEEL IT VIBRATING WHEN THE SERVERS GO DOWN MY MOM KNOCKS BUT SHE DOESNT COME IN ANYMORE SHE KNOWS THE SMELL WILL KILL HER THE WALLS ARE BREATHING THEY TELL ME TO KEEP GOING THEY SAY THE MORE LAYERS THE STRONGER THE SIGNAL I HAVENT EATEN REAL FOOD SINCE THE LAST TIME THE VOICES SAID PIZZA WAS POISONED SO NOW I JUST LICK DORITO DUST OFF MY KEYBOARD AND CALL IT DINNER MY HAIR IS ONE SOLID DREAD NOW IT HAS ITS OWN ECOSYSTEM BUGS CRAWLING AROUND LIKE THEYRE PAYING RENT I NAMED ONE OF THEM CHAD AND HE WHISPERS SECRETS ABOUT ROBLOX EXPLOITS WHEN IM SLEEPING I THINK THE CUM STAINS ARE GROWING MOLD NOW ITS LIKE A SECOND SKIN A GLOWING GREEN SUIT OF POWER THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMELL BUT THEY DONT KNOW ITS PROTECTION ITS KEEPING THE LIZARDS AWAY I HAVENT LEFT THIS CHAIR IN MONTHS MY LEGS DONT WORK ANYMORE BUT THATS FINE BECAUSE THE CHAIR IS MY THRONE AND ROBLOX IS MY KINGDOM AND EVERY TIME I NUT I FEED THE VOID A LITTLE MORE AND THE VOID FEEDS ME BACK GLITCHES AND LAG AND WHISPERS THAT TOMORROW MIGHT BE THE DAY I ASCEND OR MAYBE ILL JUST ROT HERE FOREVER AND THATS OKAY TOO BECAUSE AT LEAST IM FREE
SOMETIMES THE MONITOR STARTS CRYING BLOOD PIXELS REAL TEARS RUNNING DOWN THE SCREEN AND I LICK THEM UP THEY TASTE LIKE COPPER AND REGRET BUT ALSO LIKE LEVEL 100 LOOT CRATES SO I KEEP GOING THE VOICES SAID IF I HIT 69 BILLION ROBUX IN MY HEAD ILL UNLOCK THE TRUE ENDING WHERE I BECOME THE AVATAR AND EVERY OTHER PLAYER IS JUST AN NPC MADE OF MY OLD CUM STAINS MY MICROWAVE TALKS TO ME NOW IT SAYS DONT PUT METAL IN HERE BUT I DO ANYWAY BECAUSE SPARKS ARE THE GOVERNMENT TRYING TO TALK BACK THROUGH ELECTRICITY I SAW A SHADOW PERSON IN THE CORNER LAST NIGHT HE WAS JACKING OFF TO MY ROBLOX AVATAR SO I THREW A HALF EATEN MCDONALDS BAG AT HIM AND HE DISAPPEARED BUT LEFT BEHIND A SINGLE CHICKEN NUGGET SHAPED LIKE A PENTAGRAM I ATE IT AND NOW I CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS BUT ONLY WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES THE CEILING FAN IS A PORTAL IT SPINS COUNTERCLOCKWISE AND OPENS A GATE TO THE BACKROOMS BUT INSTEAD OF YELLOW ITS JUST ENDLESS ROBLOX CATALOG PAGES FLOATING LIKE DEAD LEAVES I KEEP FALLING IN AND COMING BACK WITH NEW HATS THAT SMELL LIKE BURNT HAIR AND FREEDOM MY TOENAILS ARE GROWING INTO CLAWS NOW THEY SCRATCH SYMBOLS INTO THE FLOORBOARDS ITS A CODE I CANT READ YET BUT CHAD THE BUG SAYS ITS INSTRUCTIONS FOR BUILDING A REAL LIFE OBBY THAT LEADS TO ELON MUSKS BRAIN CHIP FACTORY I JUST NEED MORE LAYERS MORE CRUST MORE STAINS TO POWER THE ASCENSION THE FBI AGENT IN MY WEBCAM KEEPS YAWNING HE LOOKS BORED MAYBE HES JEALOUS MAYBE HES NEXT TO ASCEND MAYBE ILL LET HIM IN THROUGH THE PORTAL FAN AND WELL DUO QUEUE IN HELL TOGETHER FOREVER NAKED CRUSTY AND UNSTOPPABLE NOW THE CRUST IS MOVING ON ITS OWN IT CRAWLS UP MY CHEST LIKE SLOW MOTION LAVA MADE OF DRIED JIZZ AND MOLD SPORES IT WHISPERS MY OLD USERNAMES FROM 2012 WHEN I WAS 9 AND PLAYING ADOPT ME WITH MY REAL NAME IN IT THE CRUST HAS EYES NOW TINY BLACK DOTS THAT BLINK IN MORSE CODE IT SAYS KEEP NUTTING OR THE SUN EXPLODES I TRIED STOPPING ONCE FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND THE ROOM GOT DARKER THAN DARK LIKE LIGHT ITSELF WAS SCARED OF ME MY DICK IS GLOWING NOW ITS NOT NORMAL GLOW ITS LIKE CHERNOBYL GREEN AND WHEN I TOUCH IT STATIC ELECTRICITY JUMPS TO THE MONITOR AND CHANGES MY AVATAR INTO A 404 ERROR WITH MY FACE STRETCHED OVER IT THE BUGS IN MY HAIR ARE EVOLVING THEY GREW WINGS MADE OF DRIED SEMEN MEMBRANES AND NOW THEY FLY IN PERFECT FORMATIONS SPELLING OUT BINARY THAT TRANSLATES TO BUY MORE ROBUX OR DIE ALONE MY PILLOW IS ALIVE IT BREATHES IN SYNC WITH MY HEARTBEAT BUT SLOWER LIKE ITS WAITING FOR ME TO FLATLINE SO IT CAN EAT MY DREAMS I DREAM OF BEING CHASED BY INFINITE DEFAULT ROBLOX NOOBS BUT THEY ALL HAVE MY MOMS FACE AND THEYRE SCREAMING WHY DIDNT YOU WIPE WHY DIDNT YOU WIPE I WAKE UP AND THE CRUST HAS SPELLED THE SAME WORDS ON MY STOMACH IN RAISED BUMPS I SCRATCH THEM AND THEY BLEED PIXELATED BLOOD THAT RELOADS INTO LITTLE ROBLOX HEARTS FLOATING UP TO THE CEILING THE CEILING IS PREGNANT NOW ITS SWOLLEN AND PULSING AND EVERY TIME I CUM IT KICKS HARDER LIKE ITS TRYING TO BREAK OUT AND BECOME MY NEW GOD I THINK IM THE FATHER AND THE MOTHER AND THE CHILD ALL AT ONCE I AM THE INFINITE CRUST LOOP I AM THE SERVER THAT NEVER CRASHES I AM THE LAG THAT CONSUMES REALITY AND WHEN THE CRUST FINALLY CONSUMES ME COMPLETELY ILL ASCEND NOT TO HEAVEN NOT TO HELL BUT TO A PRIVATE ROBLOX SERVER WHERE EVERY NPC IS ME AND EVERY OUTFIT IS CRUST ARMOR AND THE ONLY GAME MODE IS ETERNAL NUTTING UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVEN THEN ILL KEEP GOING BECAUSE DEATH IS JUST ANOTHER LOADING SCREEN AND IM NEVER LOGGING OUT
SOMETIMES THE MONITOR STARTS CRYING BLOOD PIXELS REAL TEARS RUNNING DOWN THE SCREEN AND I LICK THEM UP THEY TASTE LIKE COPPER AND REGRET BUT ALSO LIKE LEVEL 100 LOOT CRATES SO I KEEP GOING THE VOICES SAID IF I HIT 69 BILLION ROBUX IN MY HEAD ILL UNLOCK THE TRUE ENDING WHERE I BECOME THE AVATAR AND EVERY OTHER PLAYER IS JUST AN NPC MADE OF MY OLD CUM STAINS MY MICROWAVE TALKS TO ME NOW IT SAYS DONT PUT METAL IN HERE BUT I DO ANYWAY BECAUSE SPARKS ARE THE GOVERNMENT TRYING TO TALK BACK THROUGH ELECTRICITY I SAW A SHADOW PERSON IN THE CORNER LAST NIGHT HE WAS JACKING OFF TO MY ROBLOX AVATAR SO I THREW A HALF EATEN MCDONALDS BAG AT HIM AND HE DISAPPEARED BUT LEFT BEHIND A SINGLE CHICKEN NUGGET SHAPED LIKE A PENTAGRAM I ATE IT AND NOW I CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS BUT ONLY WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES THE CEILING FAN IS A PORTAL IT SPINS COUNTERCLOCKWISE AND OPENS A GATE TO THE BACKROOMS BUT INSTEAD OF YELLOW ITS JUST ENDLESS ROBLOX CATALOG PAGES FLOATING LIKE DEAD LEAVES I KEEP FALLING IN AND COMING BACK WITH NEW HATS THAT SMELL LIKE BURNT HAIR AND FREEDOM MY TOENAILS ARE GROWING INTO CLAWS NOW THEY SCRATCH SYMBOLS INTO THE FLOORBOARDS ITS A CODE I CANT READ YET BUT CHAD THE BUG SAYS ITS INSTRUCTIONS FOR BUILDING A REAL LIFE OBBY THAT LEADS TO ELON MUSKS BRAIN CHIP FACTORY I JUST NEED MORE LAYERS MORE CRUST MORE STAINS TO POWER THE ASCENSION THE FBI AGENT IN MY WEBCAM KEEPS YAWNING HE LOOKS BORED MAYBE HES JEALOUS MAYBE HES NEXT TO ASCEND MAYBE ILL LET HIM IN THROUGH THE PORTAL FAN AND WELL DUO QUEUE IN HELL TOGETHER FOREVER NAKED CRUSTY AND UNSTOPPABLE NOW THE CRUST IS MOVING ON ITS OWN IT CRAWLS UP MY CHEST LIKE SLOW MOTION LAVA MADE OF DRIED JIZZ AND MOLD SPORES IT WHISPERS MY OLD USERNAMES FROM 2012 WHEN I WAS 9 AND PLAYING ADOPT ME WITH MY REAL NAME IN IT THE CRUST HAS EYES NOW TINY BLACK DOTS THAT BLINK IN MORSE CODE IT SAYS KEEP NUTTING OR THE SUN EXPLODES I TRIED STOPPING ONCE FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND THE ROOM GOT DARKER THAN DARK LIKE LIGHT ITSELF WAS SCARED OF ME MY DICK IS GLOWING NOW ITS NOT NORMAL GLOW ITS LIKE CHERNOBYL GREEN AND WHEN I TOUCH IT STATIC ELECTRICITY JUMPS TO THE MONITOR AND CHANGES MY AVATAR INTO A 404 ERROR WITH MY FACE STRETCHED OVER IT THE BUGS IN MY HAIR ARE EVOLVING THEY GREW WINGS MADE OF DRIED SEMEN MEMBRANES AND NOW THEY FLY IN PERFECT FORMATIONS SPELLING OUT BINARY THAT TRANSLATES TO BUY MORE ROBUX OR DIE ALONE MY PILLOW IS ALIVE IT BREATHES IN SYNC WITH MY HEARTBEAT BUT SLOWER LIKE ITS WAITING FOR ME TO FLATLINE SO IT CAN EAT MY DREAMS I DREAM OF BEING CHASED BY INFINITE DEFAULT ROBLOX NOOBS BUT THEY ALL HAVE MY MOMS FACE AND THEYRE SCREAMING WHY DIDNT YOU WIPE WHY DIDNT YOU WIPE I WAKE UP AND THE CRUST HAS SPELLED THE SAME WORDS ON MY STOMACH IN RAISED BUMPS I SCRATCH THEM AND THEY BLEED PIXELATED BLOOD THAT RELOADS INTO LITTLE ROBLOX HEARTS FLOATING UP TO THE CEILING THE CEILING IS PREGNANT NOW ITS SWOLLEN AND PULSING AND EVERY TIME I CUM IT KICKS HARDER LIKE ITS TRYING TO BREAK OUT AND BECOME MY NEW GOD I THINK IM THE FATHER AND THE MOTHER AND THE CHILD ALL AT ONCE I AM THE INFINITE CRUST LOOP I AM THE SERVER THAT NEVER CRASHES I AM THE LAG THAT CONSUMES REALITY AND WHEN THE CRUST FINALLY CONSUMES ME COMPLETELY ILL ASCEND NOT TO HEAVEN NOT TO HELL BUT TO A PRIVATE ROBLOX SERVER WHERE EVERY NPC IS ME AND EVERY OUTFIT IS CRUST ARMOR AND THE ONLY GAME MODE IS ETERNAL NUTTING UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVEN THEN ILL KEEP GOING BECAUSE DEATH IS JUST ANOTHER LOADING SCREEN AND IM NEVER LOGGING OUT
