my life is such a comedy

[Deleted member 23115]

Imagine having a 12 second 100m time and being gifted at multiple sports despite being disabled height wise but still being incel. Im truly one of the only chads stuck in an incel body. I forgot to mention my reaction time on human benchmark is 150ms. Typing speed is 160 wpm when i try, 140 when im on autopilot. I used to insult people in games and ppl would think im a bot bc id type then press enter faster than anyone theyd ever seen.

 

[LooksThinker]

lol

 

[Deleted member 23115]

lol

i drink 1 glass of water a day, i never do exercise and i can still run 10km non stop ngl

 

[LooksThinker]

i drink 1 glass of water a day, i never do exercise and i can still run 10km non stop ngl

And 20km if you start to drink more and exercise.

 

[SoundnVision]

I don't understand your actual problem is it height or what?

 

[Deleted member 23115]

I don't understand your actual problem is it height or what?

face

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Imagine having a 12 second 100m time and being gifted at multiple sports despite being disabled height wise but still being incel. Im truly one of the only chads stuck in an incel body. I forgot to mention my reaction time on human benchmark is 150ms. Typing speed is 160 wpm when i try, 140 when im on autopilot. I used to insult people in games and ppl would think im a bot bc id type then press enter faster than anyone theyd ever seen.

12 second 100m is impressive but ur not that short at 5’9 unless u larping

 

[Deleted member 23115]

12 second 100m is impressive but ur not that short at 5’9 unless u larping

its disabled in social situations. I was 5'7 at 16 and literally 5'10+ guys in my social circle would randomly just come up to me and look down and smirk even if they were literally famous for being uncoordinated and really comically built. If i called them out for it theyd gaslight and be like oh ur so insecure dood i was just doing that randomly cause i wanted to be near u. No matter what i did i could never ascend socially and i didnt really care anyways about being the top dog but being near the bottom all the time bc of nature was something i hated. I hated how i never got the validation i deserved. I was immediately btfo'd because of my height and face.

 

[Deleted member 23115]

12 second 100m is impressive but ur not that short at 5’9 unless u larping

5’7 at 16 is sinilar to 5’9 as an adult btw so i would experience the same thing now

 

[Magnum Opus]

Imagine having a 12 second 100m time and being gifted at multiple sports despite being disabled height wise but still being incel. Im truly one of the only chads stuck in an incel body. I forgot to mention my reaction time on human benchmark is 150ms. Typing speed is 160 wpm when i try, 140 when im on autopilot. I used to insult people in games and ppl would think im a bot bc id type then press enter faster than anyone theyd ever seen.

Humanbenchmark andy like me, wow. I scored 160 points at the verbal memory game, 125 WPM, 145ms reaction time, 20 at visual memory, at number memory 14.

 

[Deleted member 23115]

I don't understand your actual problem is it height or what?

i mean face is my main problem objectively. My height isnt even bad from a buological standpoint. Other people just inventef man made things like muh more height=more masc when that isnt even legit

 

[Deleted member 23115]

its disabled in social situations. I was 5'7 at 16 and literally 5'10+ guys in my social circle would randomly just come up to me and look down and smirk even if they were literally famous for being uncoordinated and really comically built. If i called them out for it theyd gaslight and be like oh ur so insecure dood i was just doing that randomly cause i wanted to be near u. No matter what i did i could never ascend socially and i didnt really care anyways about being the top dog but being near the bottom all the time bc of nature was something i hated. I hated how i never got the validation i deserved. I was immediately btfo'd because of my height and face.

can u relate my fellow talented manlet @turkproducer

 

[Yuno_howitez]

well all those things are still genetics so u just got better genetics in things that don't really matter in the end

 

[Deleted member 23115]

@Toth's thot why sad react thats a good thing

 

[Toth's thot]

@Toth's thot why sad react thats a good thing

you should up your water intake anyway bro

 

[Deleted member 23115]

you should up your water intake anyway bro

have u reunited with ur ex boyfriend

 

[Magnum Opus]

Humanbenchmark andy like me, wow. I scored 160 points at the verbal memory game, 125 WPM, 145ms reaction time, 20 at visual memory, at number memory 14.

Why the jfl react

 

[Deleted member 23115]

Why the jfl react

bc i relate and that brings me joy

 

[Deleted member 22124]

I'm this I'm that blah blah, now can you prove it? You said you have a 2500 chess rating too, but I don't see that kind of intelligence reflected in your posts. That's not even an insult, but you're clearly exaggerating all of your accomplishments. Trickster is what you are.

 

[Deleted member 23115]

I'm that I'm that blah blah, now can you prove it? You said you have a 2500 chess rating too, but I don't see that kind of intelligence reflected in your posts. That's not even an insult, but you're clearly exaggerating all of your accomplishments. Trickster is what you are.

never claimed to be 2500

 

[Deleted member 22124]

never claimed to be 2500

Oh ok sorry, you said 2100. That's still crazy high. Where do/did you play?

 

[Deleted member 23115]

Oh ok sorry, you said 2100. That's still crazy high. Where do/did you play?

i did chess lessons when i was young and i was also in the school chess team.

 

[Deleted member 22124]

i did chess lessons when i was young and i was also in the school chess team.

That's cool. But if you played at school and got your rating there then maybe you just played a bunch of stupid kids. Getting 2100 on chess.com is extremely difficult.

 

[Deleted member 23115]

That's cool. But if you played at school and got your rating there then maybe you just played a bunch of stupid kids. Getting 2100 on chess.com is extremely difficult.

its not that hard if u start young and my school wasnt stupid

 

[Deleted member 22124]

its not that hard if u start young and my school wasnt stupid

Your opponents be like:

 

[Toth's thot]

have u reunited with ur ex boyfriend

nah, now ion even remember his face anymore sometimes i see him in my dreams tho kinda sad but it is what it is

 

[Deleted member 23115]

nah, now ion even remember his face anymore sometimes i see him in my dreams tho kinda sad but it is what it is

i was rooting for u guys

 

[Deleted member 23115]

Your opponents be like:

i can solve a rubiks cube blindfolded in 1 minute also. I am 150 iq.

 

[Toth's thot]

i was rooting for u guys

he dumped me but i got some sexual stuff out of it so im happy
wish him the worst tho... fuck that cunt

 

[Deleted member 22124]

i can solve a rubiks cube blindfolded in 1 minute also. I am 150 iq.

Thats enough now. You don't have to prove yourself here. We're all fuck ups.

 

[Deleted member 23115]

he dumped me but i got some sexual stuff out of it so im happy
wish him the worst tho... fuck that cunt

 

[Dr. Bludy]

You not the joker

 

[ThatGuythattype]

Humanbenchmark andy like me, wow. I scored 160 points at the verbal memory game, 125 WPM, 145ms reaction time, 20 at visual memory, at number memory 14.

You're a genius

 

[LipstickAlley]

okay