My lifts are more impressive than my physique

[bordan jarrett]

and my mental attack on the weights is more impressive still. I have such power that I have placed a self imposed hermithood upon myself, I only train in my garage. I was let out last week and immediately damaged two leg machines in the commercial gym. I cannot lift on normal bars. I can hear, and distinguish the pitch of animal control whistles. I don't talk to women in the gym, nor do I talk to men, I only talk to myself because I'm the only person in the gym who makes sense, and I'm the only person in my gym. A Saudi oil sheikh once tried to buy the right to duplicate my soul. I've been scientifically proven to create more kinetic energy at peak power output than Chernobyl at critical mass.

 

[Copeful]

what your lifts

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

The king of sigmas

 

[Deleted member 99995]

I bench 405 for reps
kilograms

 

[piec]

you are not asdvek pal

and i mean schizo ramblings

 

[Esteban1997]

I bench 210kg at 70kg bodyweight
Overhead press 80kg

 

[bordan jarrett]

what your lifts

ohp 14 x 90kg
squat 21 x 140kg
t-bar row is like 120kg x 21 but not sure how much of the bar I'm supposed to count.
incline bench is 120kg x 13 or 14 I forgot.

I work with a flimsy rack at home so I'm afraid of loading it too much.

 

[Deleted member 69082]

ohp 14 x 90kg
squat 21 x 140kg
t-bar row is like 120kg x 21 but not sure how much of the bar I'm supposed to count.
incline bench is 120kg x 13 or 14 I forgot.

I work with a flimsy rack at home so I'm afraid of loading it too much.

Imagine with your stats you could’ve become a fitness legend but instead you decide to become an org mod

That’s like Ronaldo using his talent to kick rubbish into trash cans instead of becoming a pro footballer

 

[Deleted member 30845]

Read that somewhere already

 

[manletmachine]

Nobody cares narcy piece of shit

 

[sub5outsider]

imagine lifting man made steel

 

[Tom Jones]

Strength is CNS mediated and not particularly associated with muscle size

 

[bordan jarrett]

Read that somewhere already

not the first time I've posted it.

 

[Deleted member 86877]

I thought u were talking about shoe lifts

 

[Deleted member 75175]

thats cause ur on roids

 

[bordan jarrett]

Imagine with your stats you could’ve become a fitness legend but instead you decide to become an org mod

That’s like Ronaldo using his talent to kick rubbish into trash cans instead of becoming a pro footballer

I can't formulate a single sentence without making it obvious that I'm autistic, I'd be the worst fitness influencer ever.

 

[Deleted member 69082]

I can't formulate a single sentence without making it obvious that I'm autistic, I'd be the worst fitness influencer ever.

No one cares if ur a tist if you look good, seems like cope tbh

 

[bordan jarrett]

No one cares if ur a tist if you look good, seems like cope tbh

nothing I do will work for anyone I literally spend 10 hours doing 1 set an hour.

 

[Deleted member 69082]

nothing I do will work for anyone I literally spend 10 hours doing 1 set an hour.

U go on date with hot chicks ur autism doesn’t seem to affect you then

JFL

 

[bordan jarrett]

U go on date with hot chicks ur autism doesn’t seem to affect you then

JFL

if only the attraction was mutual, I'm not into any of the girls that are into me.

tomboys seem to only be attracted to skinny men that look like they're addicted to meth and don't shower.

 

[Deleted member 74528]

I can't formulate a single sentence without making it obvious that I'm autistic, I'd be the worst fitness influencer ever.

u could not be more autistic sounding than this nigga bro cmon

 

[Deleted member 99987]

I can't formulate a single sentence without making it obvious that I'm autistic, I'd be the worst fitness influencer ever.

How is it obvious? Do you speak very sophisticated or do you just stutter?

 

[bordan jarrett]

u could not be more autistic sounding than this nigga bro cmon

this doesn't even approach 20% of my peak autism.

 

[Deleted member 74528]

this doesn't even approach 20% of my peak autism.

Wouldn't matter try posting on tiktok or sumn watch his other videos he sounds lazy asl

 

[bordan jarrett]

How is it obvious? Do you speak very sophisticated or do you just stutter?

I have to spend like 10 seconds thinking to translate my thoughts into words just for people to misunderstand them, typing is a lot easier than talking for me.

 

[Deleted member 111424]

I mean

You do look like a ninja turtle

 

[lifeless]

Ok

 

[Deleted member 99987]

I have to spend like 10 seconds thinking to translate my thoughts into words just for people to misunderstand them, typing is a lot easier than talking for me.

I do the exact same thing lol. I find social interactions kind of exhausting.

 

[bordan jarrett]

I do the exact same thing lol. I find social interactions kind of exhausting.

I can barely function socially for a week after going on a date with a neurotypical girl.

 

[Loveland]

if only the attraction was mutual, I'm not into any of the girls that are into me.

tomboys seem to only be attracted to skinny men that look like they're addicted to meth and don't shower.

u shoudl rlly post pics of what u consider a tomboy/ur type

 

[bordan jarrett]

u shoudl rlly post pics of what u consider a tomboy/ur type

why, there's only indian men reading my comments.

 

[Deleted member 108703]

and my mental attack on the weights is more impressive still. I have such power that I have placed a self imposed hermithood upon myself, I only train in my garage. I was let out last week and immediately damaged two leg machines in the commercial gym. I cannot lift on normal bars. I can hear, and distinguish the pitch of animal control whistles. I don't talk to women in the gym, nor do I talk to men, I only talk to myself because I'm the only person in the gym who makes sense, and I'm the only person in my gym. A Saudi oil sheikh once tried to buy the right to duplicate my soul. I've been scientifically proven to create more kinetic energy at peak power output than Chernobyl at critical mass.

I remember when you showed me your face, your shoulders were bulging in the video and could barely fit the frame

 

[bordan jarrett]

I remember when you showed me your face, your shoulders were bulging in the video and could barely fit the frame

I bump into at least one door-frame everyday.

 

[Deleted member 108703]

I bump into at least one door-frame everyday.

Will spamming lateral raises for 2 decades help me achieve that natty?

 

[bordan jarrett]

Will spamming lateral raises for 2 decades help me achieve that natty?

I've never done a lateral raise and everyone who spams them just destroys their rotator cuff if they go heavy with them.

you're better off focusing on pressing movement and doing some rear delt isolation.

 

[Deleted member 108703]

I've never done a lateral raise and everyone who spams them just destroys their rotator cuff if they go heavy with them.

you're better off focusing on pressing movement and doing some rear delt isolation.

So in 2 decades can I get your build natty?

 

[bordan jarrett]

So in 2 decades can I get your build natty?

my build isn't achievable naturally I have the most fucked up anatomy I've ever seen, literally everything that could've gone wrong went wrong.

 

[Deleted member 108703]

my build isn't achievable naturally I have the most fucked up anatomy I've ever seen, literally everything that could've gone wrong went wrong.

Are u proud of yourself regardless?

 

[bordan jarrett]

Are u proud of yourself regardless?

sure I've come a long way but still hate myself.

 

[Deleted member 108703]

sure I've come a long way but still hate myself.

How can you hate yourself looking the way you do? You look like a tanned Johnny bravo w light grey eyes and a bit of a dilf version of him. And you have a top 99.99999tile build. Whats not to love?

 

[Light•]

I have to spend like 10 seconds thinking to translate my thoughts into words just for people to misunderstand them, typing is a lot easier than talking for me.

That’s the thing you don’t even have to speak lol… just pose and have some music in the background and you’ll pickup some sponsers

You retard you’re throwing away thousands, especially with your face.

 

[bordan jarrett]

How can you hate yourself looking the way you do? You look like a tanned Johnny bravo w light grey eyes and a bit of a dilf version of him. And you have a top 99.99999tile build. Whats not to love?

autism comes with inherent body dysmorphia that's why so many of them become transgender.

in my case it's just my entire body and it's not gender based, I don't even recognize myself in the mirror, never have.

 

[Deleted member 108703]

autism comes with inherent body dysmorphia that's why so many of them become transgender.

in my case it's just my entire body and it's not gender based, I don't even recognize myself in the mirror, never have.

U have anorexic 18 year old ppl like me with dogshit recession and no major halos who would kill to look like you. The mental issues you got are all in uour head

 

[bordan jarrett]

U have anorexic 18 year old ppl like me with dogshit recession and no major halos who would kill to look like you. The mental issues you got are all in uour head

I am aware they are but that doesn't make them go away sadly.

there is no medication for autism.

 

[Deleted member 108703]

I am aware they are but that doesn't make them go away sadly.

there is no medication for autism.

Perhaps meditating on the fact that it’s all in your head and you arwnt your thoughts? Pray to God too, that’ll help

 

[psychomandible]

U have anorexic 18 year old ppl like me with dogshit recession and no major halos who would kill to look like you. The mental issues you got are all in uour head

Obviously a mental issue is in his head?
Also this is like telling a homeless child to get a house

 

[bordan jarrett]

Perhaps meditating on the fact that it’s all in your head and you arwnt your thoughts? Pray to God too, that’ll help

meditation comes naturally to me I basically don't have a single thought going through my head most of the day.

close to becoming a plant.

 

[Deleted member 108703]

meditation comes naturally to me I basically don't have a single thought going through my head most of the day.

close to becoming a plant.

This time instead of focusing on removing all your thoughts remove the dysmorphia ones

 

[Ziaoni]

Strength is CNS mediated and not particularly associated with muscle size

While in english class I braged that I could bench 127kg for 1rm at 75kg

During PE i failed a 120kg bench after a month of not gymceling and an HTB foid bullied me

Fuck that bitch, I'll pay indian bus drives from Belgrade to rape her to rape her