my local grocery store has been chilling out on security

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holy shit what fucking lifefuel. a few months back, even trying to swipe a protein bar from there was difficult. these faggots would have LP lurking the store 24/7. I'd go in and get instantly tailed just cause I had a bag on. These niggers were just waiting for me to fuck up, thinking I didn't have peripheral vision so they could brutally eviscerate me outside.

if there wasn't LP in the store, there would be minimum 2 security guards at the self checkout gates. These niggas did not play too. every fucking person regardless of age, race or gender was getting their bags deep searched. This made it a little easier since I could bypass it via shoving stuff into my undies and wearing baggy clothes or using my holy grail milk carton method (which i couldn't publish :feelswhat:). but there was still always the paranoia of a new LP watching me.

Nowadays though it's so chill. most of the time these niggas hardly ask to check my bag anymore; I also only see undercovers say 1x a week. I can actually go in and finally borrow stuff again :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
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steal
 
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Dude a protein bar isnt that expensive
 
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Dude a protein bar isnt that expensive
i was using a protein bar as an example but usually i get more expensive shit
 
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holy shit what fucking lifefuel. a few months back, even trying to swipe a protein bar from there was difficult. these faggots would have LP lurking the store 24/7. I'd go in and get instantly tailed just cause I had a bag on. These niggers were just waiting for me to fuck up, thinking I didn't have peripheral vision so they could brutally eviscerate me outside.

if there wasn't LP in the store, there would be minimum 2 security guards at the self checkout gates. These niggas did not play too. every fucking person regardless of age, race or gender was getting their bags deep searched. This made it a little easier since I could bypass it via shoving stuff into my undies and wearing baggy clothes or using my holy grail milk carton method (which i couldn't publish :feelswhat:). but there was still always the paranoia of a new LP watching me.

Nowadays though it's so chill. most of the time these niggas hardly ask to check my bag anymore; I also only see undercovers say 1x a week. I can actually go in and finally borrow stuff again :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
u black?
 
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Lifefuel for us thugs!
 
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