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i hope that ive posted this thread in the right place. here goes.
preface
as every glorious journey requires a preface, i will begin by stating that i do not usually do what i am doing now – meaning, i do not usually announce my plans before they are completed. rather, i prefer to remain battling on my own, only announcing my experience once i have emerged victorious. in that way, i maintain an aura of mystery around my actions, as well as ensuring that i do not make bold claims that i cannot live up to.
with that out of the way...
the goals
in 2023, i WILL BECOME SHREDDED TO THE BONE. below 8%, peeled to the bone, mind-boggingly shredded, utterly ridiculous. freakishly sunken cheeks, crazed eyes, flaking lips, permanent cold sweat on my forehead. people will stop and look at me in the streets, and ask one another, "is he ok?" i will have a sexy six pack and people will drop dead at the sight of my vascularity
in 2023, i WILL BECOME DISGUSTINGLY TANNED. brown as shit. but i will maintain youthful, smooth skin. i just hope this happens. i will suntan as much as i can, without burning. i brown easily. but i hope my skin doesnt suffer. fortunately i seem to have good collagen so we can cross our fingers about this one. i will avoid pufa so my cells dont fry.
in 2023, I WILL DYE MY HAIR BLOND AND DRESS COOLER. your looks are genetic, but the clothes you wear can enhance your aura. if your clothes enhance an aspect of your aura, then you can change your perceived personality with no mental effort. i will be bleach haired, low cortisol chiller. people will think im cool and will not assume that im a neurotic freak!
in 2023, I WILL FIND THE SECRET TO CONSTANT POSITIVITY AND LOW STRESS. i will find foods, lifestyle choices, and develop my own philosophy and way of thinking that will improve my quality of life. quality of life depends upon subjective interpretation of objective reality. you can improve your experience with mastery of the mind. this must be achieved, above all else!
preface
as every glorious journey requires a preface, i will begin by stating that i do not usually do what i am doing now – meaning, i do not usually announce my plans before they are completed. rather, i prefer to remain battling on my own, only announcing my experience once i have emerged victorious. in that way, i maintain an aura of mystery around my actions, as well as ensuring that i do not make bold claims that i cannot live up to.
with that out of the way...
the goals
in 2023, i WILL BECOME SHREDDED TO THE BONE. below 8%, peeled to the bone, mind-boggingly shredded, utterly ridiculous. freakishly sunken cheeks, crazed eyes, flaking lips, permanent cold sweat on my forehead. people will stop and look at me in the streets, and ask one another, "is he ok?" i will have a sexy six pack and people will drop dead at the sight of my vascularity
in 2023, i WILL BECOME DISGUSTINGLY TANNED. brown as shit. but i will maintain youthful, smooth skin. i just hope this happens. i will suntan as much as i can, without burning. i brown easily. but i hope my skin doesnt suffer. fortunately i seem to have good collagen so we can cross our fingers about this one. i will avoid pufa so my cells dont fry.
in 2023, I WILL DYE MY HAIR BLOND AND DRESS COOLER. your looks are genetic, but the clothes you wear can enhance your aura. if your clothes enhance an aspect of your aura, then you can change your perceived personality with no mental effort. i will be bleach haired, low cortisol chiller. people will think im cool and will not assume that im a neurotic freak!
in 2023, I WILL FIND THE SECRET TO CONSTANT POSITIVITY AND LOW STRESS. i will find foods, lifestyle choices, and develop my own philosophy and way of thinking that will improve my quality of life. quality of life depends upon subjective interpretation of objective reality. you can improve your experience with mastery of the mind. this must be achieved, above all else!
