my looksmaxxing routine for my cat

[Matthias of Hungary]

-daily grooming for shining hair
-minoxidil for whiskers
-organs and fish every meal
-1 hour of sunbathing in balcony (he does it himself)
-20 hours of quality sleep
-pissing on trees for dominance and NT boost among other cats
-hunting birds for workout
-climbing straight wall for bulletproof back muscles
-sometimes I throw him off from the balcony when he was sleeping 5 floors up to increase accuracy of 4 feet landing


my to do list for him:
-tail lengthening surgery
-inside ear hair removal(it really looks bad as he ages)
-I may use roids on him but it is experimental tbh

 

[Member since 2022]

sometimes I throw him off from the balcony when he was sleeping 5 floors up to increase accuracy of 4 feet landing

Creating microfactures so the cats bones adapt.. mirin high iq

 

[redmaxx]

-sometimes I throw him off from the balcony when he was sleeping 5 floors up to increase accuracy of 4 feet landing

Going to try this and see what happens

 

[Deleted member 29786]

he needs to be taller than 9 inches, otherwise it's over

 

[Deleted member 25743]

Can u suggest a routine for my cat? She only drinks coca cola and wakes me up many times because she cant sleep from the caffeine

 

[Matthias of Hungary]

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Can u suggest a routine for my cat? She only drinks coca cola and wakes me up many times because she cant sleep from the caffeine

brutal. sleep is most important for a cat. and sugar intake is nonsense for a cat they don't even have sweet receptors on their tongue JFL

 

[NegativeNorwood]

Cats are 8 PSL by default.

Just play with the animal 15-20 min per day, making sure he runs a lot, feed him adequate food and let him sleep.

 

[ultra18]

Bonesmash your cat to death

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

-I may use roids on him but it is experimental tbh

Please don't make your cat fall for the male gaze. You need to make him cater to the feline gaze. The ideal cat is lean and agile.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

just live through your cat theory

 

[Ruben]

Does he have hollow cheeks tho?

 

[0hMan]

Does he have hollow cheeks tho?

My cat has hollows, absolute mogger lad

 

[Deleted member 17595]

i had a beautiful cat. he was pct pfl mogger

 

[Deleted member 21467]

-daily grooming for shining hair
-minoxidil for whiskers
-organs and fish every meal
-1 hour of sunbathing in balcony (he does it himself)
-20 hours of quality sleep
-pissing on trees for dominance and NT boost among other cats
-hunting birds for workout
-climbing straight wall for bulletproof back muscles
-sometimes I throw him off from the balcony when he was sleeping 5 floors up to increase accuracy of 4 feet landing


my to do list for him:
-tail lengthening surgery
-inside ear hair removal(it really looks bad as he ages)
-I may use roids on him but it is experimental tbh

i have a mogger grey giga chad cat and the mom just had a black chad cat over for u

also thanks for helping make my cat stronger with this hack routine fag

 

[Danish_Retard]

-minoxidil for whiskers

Cats die from a single drop of minoxodil

They can't metabolize it at the slightest and it leads to fluid build up in the heart which quickly leads to a painful death

It'd be like giving a human 100g of pure minoxodil systemically

 

[ryangoslinglover377]

Cats die from a single drop of minoxodil

They can't metabolize it at the slightest and it leads to fluid build up in the heart which quickly leads to a painful death

It'd be like giving a human 100g of pure minoxodil systemically