my low iq mom didnt let me buy k shamiese debloat powder

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So, first of all, I love my mom, but she is so white-pilled. She’s all about body positivity and listens to Lizzo.


But the the debloat powder was on sale, and I asked her to get it for me. She got so mad and said, “I don’t need to debloat,” which is fucking stupid because the powder is literally for people under 15% body fat.she said i was to skinny for it wich isnt true i was bloated Then she went on with, “Looks don’t matter, and I could lose my looks if I ever got caught on fire,” plus a bunch of other nonsense.


It pissed me off because I do need to ascend. She kept saying, “If I ever got burned, I’d still be the same person on the inside, so looks don’t matter.” LIKE, IF I WAS A BURN VICTIM I WOULD KILL MYSELF IT DOSE MATTER


Whatever—it's fine. I’ll still get the debloat powder. I always get what I want in life.
 
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Rather sub to James Saphire only fans then buy Jew powder from that victim weight passable.
 
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She actually has a high IQ
 
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This is a joke right?
 
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She actually has a high IQ
real cuz de bloating is kinda cope if your not under 12% bodey fat but it still wold have been i usefull product to have around when ever i ate a meal or go out
 
real cuz de bloating is kinda cope if your not under 12% bodey fat but it still wold have been i usefull product to have around when ever i ate a meal or go out
Kys plsssss
 
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So, first of all, I love my mom, but she is so white-pilled. She’s all about body positivity and listens to Lizzo.


But the the debloat powder was on sale, and I asked her to get it for me. She got so mad and said, “I don’t need to debloat,” which is fucking stupid because the powder is literally for people under 15% body fat.she said i was to skinny for it wich isnt true i was bloated Then she went on with, “Looks don’t matter, and I could lose my looks if I ever got caught on fire,” plus a bunch of other nonsense.


It pissed me off because I do need to ascend. She kept saying, “If I ever got burned, I’d still be the same person on the inside, so looks don’t matter.” LIKE, IF I WAS A BURN VICTIM I WOULD KILL MYSELF IT DOSE MATTER


Whatever—it's fine. I’ll still get the debloat powder. I always get what I want in life.
U have to be joking 😭😭
 
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Your mom iq mogs u
 
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Your mom might be completely naive but she ultimately made the right decision. Don't fall for looksmax scam products coming from the slums of Damascus.
 
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Are you sure you related to your mom?
 
So, first of all, I love my mom, but she is so white-pilled. She’s all about body positivity and listens to Lizzo.


But the the debloat powder was on sale, and I asked her to get it for me. She got so mad and said, “I don’t need to debloat,” which is fucking stupid because the powder is literally for people under 15% body fat.she said i was to skinny for it wich isnt true i was bloated Then she went on with, “Looks don’t matter, and I could lose my looks if I ever got caught on fire,” plus a bunch of other nonsense.


It pissed me off because I do need to ascend. She kept saying, “If I ever got burned, I’d still be the same person on the inside, so looks don’t matter.” LIKE, IF I WAS A BURN VICTIM I WOULD KILL MYSELF IT DOSE MATTER


Whatever—it's fine. I’ll still get the debloat powder. I always get what I want in life.
Nigger just eat real food stop falling for jewish supplement scams🤢
 
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mumma accidentally high iq
 
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w mom
 
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@SyrianPsycho

Give him a free sample
 
She saved you from getting scammed nigga. “Debloat powder” from some internet faggot isn’t gonna do shit
 
So, first of all, I love my mom, but she is so white-pilled. She’s all about body positivity and listens to Lizzo.


But the the debloat powder was on sale, and I asked her to get it for me. She got so mad and said, “I don’t need to debloat,” which is fucking stupid because the powder is literally for people under 15% body fat.she said i was to skinny for it wich isnt true i was bloated Then she went on with, “Looks don’t matter, and I could lose my looks if I ever got caught on fire,” plus a bunch of other nonsense.


It pissed me off because I do need to ascend. She kept saying, “If I ever got burned, I’d still be the same person on the inside, so looks don’t matter.” LIKE, IF I WAS A BURN VICTIM I WOULD KILL MYSELF IT DOSE MATTER


Whatever—it's fine. I’ll still get the debloat powder. I always get what I want in life.
fuck that horse faced niggas cope powder
 
your mom is right this de bloat powder is cope. lose bf naturally and just rope atp
 
So, first of all, I love my mom, but she is so white-pilled. She’s all about body positivity and listens to Lizzo.


But the the debloat powder was on sale, and I asked her to get it for me. She got so mad and said, “I don’t need to debloat,” which is fucking stupid because the powder is literally for people under 15% body fat.she said i was to skinny for it wich isnt true i was bloated Then she went on with, “Looks don’t matter, and I could lose my looks if I ever got caught on fire,” plus a bunch of other nonsense.


It pissed me off because I do need to ascend. She kept saying, “If I ever got burned, I’d still be the same person on the inside, so looks don’t matter.” LIKE, IF I WAS A BURN VICTIM I WOULD KILL MYSELF IT DOSE MATTER


Whatever—it's fine. I’ll still get the debloat powder. I always get what I want in life.
who wants to buy it its pure cope :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: he is like these scamers but in difrent way he is just gona sell to you some random shitty powder and saying it will dbloat you bcs it have potasium:lul::lul::lul::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh: what's next magic bonegrowth 8 psl true adam powder only 1000 dollars for one gram fuck ppl who belive in it you are all just dumb or got manipulated:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::lul::lul::lul:
 
who wants to buy it its pure cope :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: he is like these scamers but in difrent way he is just gona sell to you some random shitty powder and saying it will dbloat you bcs it have potasium:lul::lul::lul::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh: what's next magic bonegrowth 8 psl true adam powder only 1000 dollars for one gram fuck ppl who belive in it you are all just dumb or got manipulated:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::lul::lul::lul:
Actually, the ingredients in this formula aren’t just cope things like dandelion root, nettle leaf, and juniper berry are mild natural diuretics that help your body release excess water, while magnesium and digestive enzymes can reduce gut bloating by supporting digestion and fluid balance
 

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