My male friend just got raped by an old woman

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Woke me up and phoned me, said she hid his clothes and stuff and anally fisted him.

Fucking mental. Parents overheard me on the phone so they asked me what was up, I told them and my mum was like "durr how does that even happen? it's probably the reverse". So basically saying my friend raped someone instead.

My mother has 0 sensitivity to issues like this. I get angry at her for being a cunt then my father shouts at me and makes it all about him and how I now have an attitude problem.


TL;DR My friend got raped, phoned me. My parents can't fathom that happening and so get angry at me and make it all about them. Boomermode.
 
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Your friend raped his own anus with a dildo and larped that someone played with it too much and now he's bleeding hard.
 
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Your friend raped his own anus with a dildo and larped that someone played with it too much and now he's bleeding hard.
Idk man it sounded like a convincing story. I'll be going to see him soon so I'll get the full story.
 
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Woke me up and phoned me, said she hid his clothes and stuff and anally fisted him.

Fucking mental. Parents overheard me on the phone so they asked me what was up, I told them and my mum was like "durr how does that even happen? it's probably the reverse". So basically saying my friend raped someone instead.

My mother has 0 sensitivity to issues like this. I get angry at her for being a cunt then my father shouts at me and makes it all about him and how I now have an attitude problem.


TL;DR My friend got raped, phoned me. My parents can't fathom that happening and so get angry at me and make it all about them. Boomermode.
Tom Delonge Wtf GIF


why did you tell your parents this bullshit?
 
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Tom Delonge Wtf GIF


why did you tell your parents this bullshit?
Because they overheard me and wouldnt stop asking me. I have just woken up hungover because I was drinking in the house last night mate so I just blurted out what he had told me to get them to fuck off and let me process the situation. I've only just woken up 20 mins ago.
 
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Hes full of shit
 
Because they overheard me and wouldnt stop asking me. I have just woken up hungover because I was drinking in the house last night mate so I just blurted out what he had told me to get them to fuck off and let me process the situation. I've only just woken up 20 mins ago.
Ngl how tf did this happen? Did he get poisoned or some shit? If he legit got anally fisted against his will than that's actually pretty bad although if I were him I'd keep that shit silent as I wouldn't want anyone to find out.
 
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Ngl how tf did this happen? Did he get poisoned or some shit? If he legit got anally fisted against his will than that's actually pretty bad although if I were him I'd keep that shit silent as I wouldn't want anyone to find out.
I have a feeling she spiked him.
 
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Woke me up and phoned me, said she hid his clothes and stuff and anally fisted him.

Fucking mental. Parents overheard me on the phone so they asked me what was up, I told them and my mum was like "durr how does that even happen? it's probably the reverse". So basically saying my friend raped someone instead.

My mother has 0 sensitivity to issues like this. I get angry at her for being a cunt then my father shouts at me and makes it all about him and how I now have an attitude problem.


TL;DR My friend got raped, phoned me. My parents can't fathom that happening and so get angry at me and make it all about them. Boomermode.
“My friend” sure buddy
 
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The fucked up part is 'a woman fisting a guy against his will' isn't something I'd be that surprised with in UK
 
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Woke me up and phoned me, said she hid his clothes and stuff and anally fisted him.

Fucking mental. Parents overheard me on the phone so they asked me what was up, I told them and my mum was like "durr how does that even happen? it's probably the reverse". So basically saying my friend raped someone instead.

My mother has 0 sensitivity to issues like this. I get angry at her for being a cunt then my father shouts at me and makes it all about him and how I now have an attitude problem.


TL;DR My friend got raped, phoned me. My parents can't fathom that happening and so get angry at me and make it all about them. Boomermode.
Living my dreams
 
Cuck parents and friend tbh. How do you even get “raped” by a women unless you fall for that never hit a woman crap.
 
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Cuck parents and friend tbh. How do you even get “raped” by a women unless you fall for that never hit a woman crap.
I've no idea. I will be meeting him soon so he can tell me what happened. I'm just as confused as you.
 
The dude your friend? He's white?
 
You can easily get raped by a woman as a guy if you get drugged.

When I am in a K-hole I am completely defenseless and can barely move. I could easily get anally fisted in such a situation with little that I can do.

Other drugs are probably even better for rape.
 
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You can easily get raped by a woman as a guy if you get drugged.

When I am in a K-hole I am completely defenseless and can barely move. I could easily get anally fisted in such a situation with little that I can do.

Other drugs are probably even better for rape.
Yea avoid getting drugged.
 
Lol sus story, how can you get raped by a woman just fucking beat the fuck outta her
 
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I wanna get raped by a woman
 
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chudur_budurmaxxing
 
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Jesus fucking christ I hate women so much.
 
Rapes are notoriously hard to crimes to convict due to a lack of evidence that normally accompanies these cases. The best thing he can do is somehow get her to admit the rape of tape and show it to the police however this will unlikely lead to a prosecution.
 
People here: “why do people never take men’s issues seriously I hate society”

*dude gets drugged and raped*

People here: “lmao what a pussy just don’t get raped bro”
 
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Unsurprising. Women become predatory for chad.
 
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Press charges
 
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Rapes are notoriously hard to crimes to convict due to a lack of evidence that normally accompanies these cases. The best thing he can do is somehow get her to admit the rape of tape and show it to the police however this will unlikely lead to a prosecution.
honestly, if it were me I would just take the L. Getting fisted in the ass by a granny is bad but having everyone know you got fisted in the ass by a granny is even worse.
 
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Old ass bitch wanted a last minute fuck before the funeral coach took her for a final ride. Undertaker shit innif
 
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Woke me up and phoned me, said she hid his clothes and stuff and anally fisted him.

Fucking mental. Parents overheard me on the phone so they asked me what was up, I told them and my mum was like "durr how does that even happen? it's probably the reverse". So basically saying my friend raped someone instead.

My mother has 0 sensitivity to issues like this. I get angry at her for being a cunt then my father shouts at me and makes it all about him and how I now have an attitude problem.


TL;DR My friend got raped, phoned me. My parents can't fathom that happening and so get angry at me and make it all about them. Boomermode.
I wish the same happened to me
 
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no update

was this a larp?
 

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