My manlet barber got jealous and descended me.

[KLESUM]

I genuinely do not know what this guys problem is. The last four haircuts went like this:
1. Gave me a buzz cut (???)
2. Styled a really nice mullet I loved
3. Trimmed it to shape again
4. TRANSVESTITE HAIRCUT

4 is especially bad because i'm about to leave for Europe.

I pay this nigga top dollar too. Im genuinely just going to cut my own hair now because all I wanted was length and this has descended me so bad. I looked better with a buzz.

I wholeheartedly believe his jealousy of my looks, height and status lead him to want to fuck me over.

Anyone know any good curses I can place on him?

 

[Deleted member 44159]

just buzz and start over if its that bad. If you have a strong jaw and a good skull you can definitely pull it off

 

[Sens]

Go ER on him in GTA VI

 

[autistic_tendencies]

just buzz and start over if its that bad. If you have a strong jaw and a good skull you can definitely pull it off

Most likely a boneless subhuman who copes with muh hair
Hahahhaha

 

[finn899]

just buzz and start over if its that bad. If you have a strong jaw and a good skull you can definitely pull it off

stop assuming niggas can pull buzzcuts,90 percent of even htns drop to ltn off a buzz

 

[KLESUM]

Most likely a boneless subhuman who copes with muh hair
Hahahhaha

as i said i looked better with a buzz than the shit that's on my head right now

 

[Deleted member 44159]

stop assuming niggas can pull buzzcuts,90 percent of even htns drop to ltn off a buzz

, a lot of people said I looked threatening with a buzz. Not that its great to look intimidating but its definitely better than looking like a transvestite

 

[KLESUM]

just buzz and start over if its that bad. If you have a strong jaw and a good skull you can definitely pull it off

i don't want to restart cos i already grew out a buzz once this year and the awkward stages suck.

 

[zap]

Learn to cut your own hair or suffer

 

[finn899]

, a lot of people said I looked threatening with a buzz. Not that its great to look intimidating but its definitely better than looking like a transvestite

bad hair is better then looking like an escaped convict

 

[Allornothing]

Mine started shaving my temples back and then when I asked him to stop he kept going. I was too low T to start a fight. Turkish retard was probably jealous of my hairline and it’s still kind of fucked today since the hair there is thinner and still growing out.

 

[JohnBaza]

Anyone know any good curses I can place on him?

voodoo doll

 

[Deleted member 41284]

Arson

Just go burn down the barbershop

People might tell you “muh it's illegal” “you can’t do that”, but these barbers are literally taking your money to fuck up your dating/social life and confidence, without any punishment.