MY MICROPENIS RUINS EVERYTHING

[cowboy]

i just met with a foid off snapchat quick add hoping for a quick hook up, and hoping to finally lose my virginity. as soon as i pulled down my pants, however, she laughed like my dick was some sort of joke. its 3.5 inches hard, which i thought was fairly impressive, GUESS NOT THOUGH?? she offered me a hand job but atp i was so embarrassed i just left. still a virgin, my v card is up for grabs.

 

[cpedy]

i just met with a foid off snapchat quick add hoping for a quick hook up, and hoping to finally lose my virginity. as soon as i pulled down my pants, however, she laughed like my dick was some sort of joke. its 3.5 inches hard, which i thought was fairly impressive, GUESS NOT THOUGH?? she offered me a hand job but atp i was so embarrassed i just left. still a virgin, my v card is up for grabs.

 

[davidlaidisme67]

i just met with a foid off snapchat quick add hoping for a quick hook up, and hoping to finally lose my virginity. as soon as i pulled down my pants, however, she laughed like my dick was some sort of joke. its 3.5 inches hard, which i thought was fairly impressive, GUESS NOT THOUGH?? she offered me a hand job but atp i was so embarrassed i just left. still a virgin, my v card is up for grabs.

Nigga I have one too, it doesn’t affect my life cause they never ask to see it anyway

 

[dnrwarrior11]

3.5 inches... heh... try 0.26

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Legit or troll

 

[cowboy]

Legit or troll

i wish this was a troll

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

i wish this was a troll

Swear on your mothers life

 

[cowboy]

Swear on your mothers life

unfortunately i will swear this on my mother's life because its true

 

[oijuyfdtrg]

Swear on your mothers life

Put it on Vishnu

 

[cowboy]

Put it on Vishnu

on vishnu

 

[chadfreak]

have sex with Asians foids. They have shallow pussies.

 

[goontang]

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

unfortunately i will swear this on my mother's life because its true

I honestly don’t believe I would ask for a pic but that would be gay

 

[vevcred2_0]

Oops all kingfish

 

[cowboy]

I honestly don’t believe I would ask for a pic but that would be gay

wouldnt show you anyway my willy is top secret

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

wouldnt show you anyway my willy is top secret

I don’t wanna see that small tiny subhuman pecker

 

[Jatt]

Th chastity cage is for you

 

[cowboy]

Th chastity cage is for you

i dont think it is

 

[lightskinniggga]

i just met with a foid off snapchat quick add hoping for a quick hook up, and hoping to finally lose my virginity. as soon as i pulled down my pants, however, she laughed like my dick was some sort of joke. its 3.5 inches hard, which i thought was fairly impressive, GUESS NOT THOUGH?? she offered me a hand job but atp i was so embarrassed i just left. still a virgin, my v card is up for grabs.

Bro is ur meat really that little

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

She was too intimidated by your monster cock, that's why she didn't let you fuck bhai.

 

[cowboy]

She was too intimidated by your monster cock, that's why she didn't let you fuck bhai.

thanks handsome fella

 

[vrilmaxxer]

time to transition into the bbc cock slave

 

[ROPEBYATHOUSANDMOGS]

The only way you'll lose your virginity is with a bathmate sorry bhai

 

[cowboy]

time to transition into the bbc cock slave

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im too chopped for any of ts

 

[vrilmaxxer]

im too chopped for any of ts

its fine after megadosing estrogen and wearing makeup you will become at least an mtb