my mogger older brother is the family favorite

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i hate him so much, he's:

- 3 inches taller than me (6'5.5 vs 6'8.5)

- more muscular than me (235lb lean vs 260lb lean)

- was in a slightly better frat (sigchi vs pike)

- has a slightly better job than me (CVP vs H&F)

- has a better car than me (lotus emira vs corvette zr1x)

- has a hotter girlfriend than me (5'9 blonde rich influencer vs 5'11 blonde richer fashion model)

- had a better undergrad gpa than me (3.93 vs 3.98)

- has more slays than me (~35 vs ~80)

- has more insta followers than me (2800 vs 4500)

- has more insta likes and comments on his latest post than me (450 likes, 60 comments vs 800 likes, 110 comments)

- has a nicer apartment than me (2 bedroom in murray hill vs sub penthouse in west village)

- has higher quality raya/hinge matches than me (generic hot girls and influencers vs C/B-list actresses, singers, girls with 100K+ insta followers, etc)

EVERYBODY in my fucking family likes him more than me even if they won't say it to my face, our parents and grandparents see him as the "golden boy" of the family and the de facto heir while im just a chud living in his shadow
 
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i hate him so much, he's:

- 3 inches taller than me (6'5.5 vs 6'8.5)

- more muscular than me (235lb lean vs 260lb lean)

- was in a slightly better frat (sigchi vs pike)

- has a slightly better job than me (CVP vs H&F)

- has a better car than me (lotus emira vs corvette zr1x)

- has a hotter girlfriend than me (5'9 blonde rich influencer vs 5'11 blonde richer fashion model)

- had a better undergrad gpa than me (3.93 vs 3.98)

- has more slays than me (~35 vs ~80)

- has more insta followers than me (2800 vs 4500)

- has more insta likes and comments on his latest post than me (450 likes, 60 comments vs 800 likes, 110 comments)

- has a nicer apartment than me (2 bedroom in murray hill vs sub penthouse in west village)

- has higher quality raya/hinge matches than me (generic hot girls and influencers vs C/B-list actresses, singers, girls with 100K+ insta followers, etc)

EVERYBODY in my fucking family likes him more than me even if they won't say it to my face, our parents and grandparents see him as the "golden boy" of the family and the de facto heir while im just a chud living in his shadow
Seem my story bro ...I know is sad
 

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