My mom almost walked in on me measuring my dick

[Skitsuna]

Title it was scary asf

I heard her footsteps like right outside my door I thought she was gone

 

[Chance]

Happens

 

[Skitsuna]

Lowkey I think when I jerk off I gain like 0.3 inches it grows a tiny bit before and during

 

[Outlander]

Does your door not have a lock?

 

[Mogs Me]

How my son looks at me when I’m showering with him cuz he is a lil young to was him himself and he peeps my dildx can’t touch his face in a normal distance so he lowkey realizes he gon have a micro penis in the future

 

[Skitsuna]

Does your door not have a lock?

It used to but she took it away lol cuz I got bad grades in math

 

[Skitsuna]

How my son looks at me when I’m showering with him cuz he is a lil young to was him himself and he peeps my dildx can’t touch his face in a normal distance so he lowkey realizes he gon have a micro penis in the future

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Nigga why the fuck did you love react

 

[Mogs Me]

Nigga why the fuck did you love react

Miss click nig

 

[Outlander]

It used to but she took it away lol cuz I got bad grades in math

Holy shit this screams as asian parenting

 

[fuk my chungus life]

Does your door not have a lock?

i broke my door

 

[Skitsuna]

Holy shit this screams as Asian parenting

Wdym holy shit

 

[Outlander]

Wdym holy shit

That is fucked up and a breach of your privacy.

 

[loseratgenes]

Lowkey I think when I jerk off I gain like 0.3 inches it grows a tiny bit before and during

sorry buddy that won't be enough for your oneitis

 

[ghk.finalboss]

That is fucked up and a breach of your privacy.

nigga ion even got a door

 

[Outlander]

nigga ion even got a door

Brutal

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Title it was scary asf

I heard her footsteps like right outside my door I thought she was gone

You should have handed her the measuring tape and asked her to help you out.

 

[witcher78]

Title it was scary asf

I heard her footsteps like right outside my door I thought she was gone

my dad walked in on me measuring my bidelt earlier

 

[ghk.finalboss]

my dad walked in on me measuring my bidelt earlier

what does that have to do with ANYTHING jfl

 

[SmallEggplantFailer]

Ever notices mom always walk in while we're doing our private affairs and it seen to be universal? Moms are sick INCEST whore. The proof is clear as shit.

 

[MagicalWaves]

So how big did it end up being

 

[jeffersonmogs54321]

Title it was scary asf

I heard her footsteps like right outside my door I thought she was gone

 

[SoundnVision]

Congratulations fella