My mom asked me again why I don’t have a girlfriend

[Reformed]

Lol she knows it’s over. I don’t even know myself tbh. I’m decent face wise, tall and low inhibit. Should be enough right?

 

[standardcel]

Because u don’t got for ur looksmatch

 

[Gonthar]

Lol she knows it’s over. I don’t even know myself tbh. I’m decent face wise, tall and low inhibit. Should be enough right?

So, tell us...why don't you have a girlfriend?

 

[Reformed]

Because u don’t got for ur looksmatch

True tbh. But I don’t want my first ever slay to be a LTB

 

[wsada]

 

[Reformed]

So, tell us...why don't you have a girlfriend?

 

[Gonthar]

True tbh. But I don’t want my first ever slay to be a LTB

You are in no position to make demands...You just take whatever you can get.

 

[.*my*.]

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Go to russia then. I’m sure you will have a great quality of life there.

 

[ghostman]

True tbh. But I don’t want my first ever slay to be a LTB

try a 36yr old subhuman or a 120kg landwhale... happened to a friend

 

[Reformed]

You are in no position to make demands...You just take whatever you can get.

I don’t think I’d be able to slay a LTB without getting in a LTR with her first. Which means I’d have to jestermax for at least 3 weeks for a 20% chance at slaying. It’s actually funny how I could technically lose my virginity if I wanted too, but it would take more effort than every single looksmax I’ve done combined.

 

[ghostman]

I don’t think I’d be able to slay a LTB without getting in a LTR with her first. Which means I’d have to jestermax for at least 3 weeks for a 20% chance at slaying. It’s actually funny how I could technically lose my virginity if I wanted too, but it would take more effort than every single looksmax I’ve done combined.

you need to fuck on the first or 2nd date after that it's over if you don't

 

[Gonthar]

I don’t think I’d be able to slay a LTB without getting in a LTR with her first. Which means I’d have to jestermax for at least 3 weeks for a 20% chance at slaying. It’s actually funny how I could technically lose my virginity if I wanted too, but it would take more effort than every single looksmax I’ve done combined.

Well, yes....forget about "slaying" for your first time - this implies casual flings, one night stands, etc.; you need to get into a relationship first.

 

[NewOneXY]

I was also standardcel like you

At the end i lost my virginity to a hooker

But at least hookers dont want commitment, low-tier-beckys want

 

[alpha_provider]

Stacy only, huh?

Sounds familiar.

 

[Reformed]

Stacy only, huh?

Sounds familiar.

HTB+ or oneitis only tbh. My oneitis is MTB max but idc. I’m just saying I wouldn’t go out of my way to jester for weeks to just slay a LTB