My mom caught me looking at DICKS on google

[Scott_Emblebury]

For context I was seeing how mine measured up to the average 7 incher, and right then my mom comes into my room, says something I can't remember, and then leaves and shuts the door.

She def thinks I'm gay now especially since I haven't brought a single girl home

 

[ryuken]

tell her "i wanted to know if my cock mogs"

 

[Deleted member 43881]

ask her which one mogs the hardest

 

[Scott_Emblebury]

tell her "i wanted to know if my cock mogs"

ask her which one mogs the hardest

Its legit over I dont know what to do

Shes gonna bring it up in front of fucking everyone I already kno wit

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Fuck her to prove you're not gay

 

[Jué]

Fuck her to prove you're not gay

high iq

 

[Gengar]

Average day in the life of a cockologist.

 

[Deleted member 61531]

thats just how the cookie crumbles
@GabachoCopium

 

[Imretarded?]

For context I was seeing how mine measured up to the average 7 incher, and right then my mom comes into my room, says something I can't remember, and then leaves and shuts the door.

She def thinks I'm gay now especially since I haven't brought a single girl home

Average day in the life of a cockologist.

ask her which one mogs the hardest

You people don't seriously google cocks do you?

 

[Deleted member 25198]

For context I was seeing how mine measured up to the average 7 incher, and right then my mom comes into my room, says something I can't remember, and then leaves and shuts the door.

She def thinks I'm gay now especially since I haven't brought a single girl home

dont worry pal

every .org user is just like you

 

[Scott_Emblebury]

You people don't seriously google cocks do you?

It was an unlucky one-off

Niggas just be getting curious n shit

 

[Deleted member 74849]

For context I was seeing how mine measured up to the average 7 incher, and right then my mom comes into my room, says something I can't remember, and then leaves and shuts the door.

She def thinks I'm gay now especially since I haven't brought a single girl home

Don't worry once my mother came into the room while I was watching Makai Kishi Ingrid

 

[Deleted member 74849]

Don't worry once my mother came into the room while I was watching Makai Kishi Ingrid

Both my mother and father know that I am a little obsessed with aesthetics, and they know O'Pry, Lachowski, Barrett, etc.
And also a few female models

 

[Gonthar]

Tell her it's for a scientific project, back when I was in college my graduation paper was about insect dicks, I measured them and wrote that down...

 

[GabachoCopium]

thats just how the cookie crumbles
@GabachoCopium

this guy can relate

 

[Deleted member 61531]

this guy can relate

i look at indian dicks while jelqing i can relate to OP's struggles

 

[dbva]

ask her for an unbiased comparison on which is bigger

 

[Debetro]

I have a similar story, was checking a Dickmaxxing thread some years ago and my dad came to the room and noticed it. Then asked if everything's okay with me and if I needed to visit a doctor.

 

[The Grinch]

I have a similar story, was checking a Dickmaxxing thread some years ago and my dad came to the room and noticed it. Then asked if everything's okay with me and if I needed to visit a doctor.

You forgot to mention this part of the story:

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Haha faggot

 

[heightmaxxing]

straightest user on .org

 

[Deleted member 16288]

Your mom's next post

 

[Gengar]

You people don't seriously google cocks do you?

I use other sites.

 

[SoundnVision]

Nothing wrong with that fella, lovely to look at a big hard cock sometimes

 

[Deleted member 81358]

X2 fuck her and cum inside to show your dominance

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

god gives his strongest warriors the toughest tests

 

[Imretarded?]

I use other sites.