My mom essentially cucked me out of potentially losing my KHHV and roasted me after

[Deleted member 5189]

True. Even if they did some fucked up shit I would never lay a hand on my parents

 

[Deleted member 12669]

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Fuck off

 

[Cali Yuga]

italy
my dad converted to pisslam to marry my mother after being a catholic his whole life, but now he pretty much is atheist but too shy to admit it to my mother JFL. he literally drinks and never prays and never does anything.

rip to a brother down gd

so few based dads out there

 

[Deleted member 5189]

good bacteria tbh
what doesnt kill you makes you stronger

 

[Deleted member 15585]

First one bro
I pinned her against the bed and choked her srs
I stopped bc I dn wanna go jail tbh, otherwise she'd probably be in the graveyard rn
I was VERY angry ngl. I still can't believe my own mother would do this to me I legit used to dislike her but now I completely hate her and have zero respect for her whatsoever. I will put her in a retirement home srs

Bro I agree with u, ur mom is not a good mother... But your mom is always ur mom and you should not to try to kill her... 15-20 seconds are a lot of time she could lose senses with 5 seconds more... I give u a tip: just try to talk with her very seriously but don't do these stuff again, it's very dangerous for u and ur mother who has fed u and since u was borned... U should be grateful for this even if u lost a girl for her.

I actually did
She still complains about it to this day "muhhh you hit me because of a girl" JFL
I didn't beat the shit out of her, I just choked her for like 15-20 seconds bc she pissed me off

Fra, ricordati che qualsiasi cosa lei possa fare ti ha dato la vita, ti ha dato da mangiare e ti ha fatto crescere... Dovresti essere grato invece di strangolarla, 15-20 secondi sono tanti, sarebbe potuta svenire dopo altri 5 secondi... Parlale con calma anche perché non penso non ti voglia bene perché se no ti avrebbe denunciato alla polizia per violenza domestica. Lei è una pessima madre e sono d'accordo ma tu un pessimo figlio, sei maggiorenne, ti dovresti saper controllare.

 

[Lihito]

THIS STORY IS A FEW MONTHS OLD BTW

I invited a girl I've been talking to for a while over to my house, I could tell she was into me and I knew there was a connection. Long story short, I got her to come to my house and we were watching a movie in my room with the door closed because my parents were in the other room sleeping, or so I thought.

My mom knew that I'm bringing a girl over home because I kind of "put her in the spot" where I told her that a "classmate" is coming over 5 minutes before she actually arrived, so that she basically had 0 chance of saying no and it worked out exactly as intended.

Anyway, two hours passed by & after chilling for a while playing board games and eating food we decided we'll watch the movie, 10 minutes in I had a raging boner so I was trying to contain it (wasn't that obvious tbh since my dick was pointed down) as I was also slowly like leaning my head against hers, I didn't go all-in for it but rather I just like slowly leaned into it where I felt like she was glancing at me with the corners of her eyes and basically she reciprocated. We were at this point resting heads against each other, and I felt so euphoric deep inside because this is literally the closest I've ever gotten to a girl.

I kind of changed positions to test this, so I basically leaned my head away from hers and adjusted, then leaned back close to her BUT DIDNT LAY MY HEAD AGAINST HERS, and she leaned her head against mine so I could tell she liked it JFL.... I asked her "You comfortable?" she just nods. At this moment, my heart is racing and I'm literally thinking of a way to get to kiss her. I kept glancing at her and she kept exchanging glances with me, and out of nowhere the corridor lights turn on when they were off as my parents were sleeping. I get up to check the door and out of nowhere it's just my mom. She goes "Why're you still up with her?" mind you it was like 12:30 AM at this point. (It's also worth mentioning my mom is very anti casual/premarital sex JFL....)

I said "We're just watching a movie", my mom goes "It's getting a bit late, how's she going to go home?" (basically making it clear that there won't be any sleep overs, I fucking hate my mom)

I respond "Can't she stay for tonight since it's a bit late and she'll be tired?", mom goes "No"

Then I said OK, we'll wrap up and leave in a bit. I continue to watch the movie with her and I feel blueballed already and I could tell she feels the same, we didn't really do much anymore, and then 30 minutes later my mom comes in again and says "Aren't you going to walk her home and go to sleep?". Keep in mind my mom usually sleeps by this time, but SHE DELIBERATELY decided to stay up to see if we're going to fuck or not so she could barge in basically. I'm dead serious JFL I'm pretty sure that's been running through her mind the whole night

And basically that was that. The girl said she's leaving and that she had fun (right infront of my mom) and left on her own. She kept texting me and still does, but the fact that I literally could've had something happen for the first time in years and then I get cockblocked by my own mom is just ridiculous. I'm 18, my mom knows I'm a KHHV yet she deliberately fucks my plans up. MIND YOU MY DAD WAS LITERALLY PROUD OF ME FOR BRINGING A GIRL HOME BUT MY MOM IS JUST BEING A DUMB WHORE JFL

Anyway.... the next day I try to explain to my mom that this girl is just a classmate and that there's nothing between us (to try and normalize the situation) and I say that "I have no choice because she's the only one that's somewhat close by to my house so I can't hang out with anyone else"

My mom goes "Yeah, but she also has no choice either that's why she's hanging out with you" (implying that this girl is out of my league, and that if she could, she'd essentially leave me for someone else)

It's so brutal how my own mother goes against me. She is an absolutely narcissistic whore and I will legit never forgive her for ruining my chances. It's also proof that honestly no matter what age you are, if you're living with your parents it truly never began. I live in a typical household where the dad is a cuck that's submissive to the wife, and my mom being a bitch that thinks premarital sex is evil (CONVENIENTLY AFTER SHE'S POST-WALL BTW) despite literally having 2 boyfriends before marriage who I'm sure she's banged several times before.

It's over.

Unironicaly kill yourself if you live in Israel colony with a FEMINIST marxists

FUCKINF KILL LSMDNSISKFMFM HER BITCHSMSĐSMKSSKW

 

[Deleted member 14905]

THIS STORY IS A FEW MONTHS OLD BTW

I invited a girl I've been talking to for a while over to my house, I could tell she was into me and I knew there was a connection. Long story short, I got her to come to my house and we were watching a movie in my room with the door closed because my parents were in the other room sleeping, or so I thought.

My mom knew that I'm bringing a girl over home because I kind of "put her in the spot" where I told her that a "classmate" is coming over 5 minutes before she actually arrived, so that she basically had 0 chance of saying no and it worked out exactly as intended.

Anyway, two hours passed by & after chilling for a while playing board games and eating food we decided we'll watch the movie, 10 minutes in I had a raging boner so I was trying to contain it (wasn't that obvious tbh since my dick was pointed down) as I was also slowly like leaning my head against hers, I didn't go all-in for it but rather I just like slowly leaned into it where I felt like she was glancing at me with the corners of her eyes and basically she reciprocated. We were at this point resting heads against each other, and I felt so euphoric deep inside because this is literally the closest I've ever gotten to a girl.

I kind of changed positions to test this, so I basically leaned my head away from hers and adjusted, then leaned back close to her BUT DIDNT LAY MY HEAD AGAINST HERS, and she leaned her head against mine so I could tell she liked it JFL.... I asked her "You comfortable?" she just nods. At this moment, my heart is racing and I'm literally thinking of a way to get to kiss her. I kept glancing at her and she kept exchanging glances with me, and out of nowhere the corridor lights turn on when they were off as my parents were sleeping. I get up to check the door and out of nowhere it's just my mom. She goes "Why're you still up with her?" mind you it was like 12:30 AM at this point. (It's also worth mentioning my mom is very anti casual/premarital sex JFL....)

I said "We're just watching a movie", my mom goes "It's getting a bit late, how's she going to go home?" (basically making it clear that there won't be any sleep overs, I fucking hate my mom)

I respond "Can't she stay for tonight since it's a bit late and she'll be tired?", mom goes "No"

Then I said OK, we'll wrap up and leave in a bit. I continue to watch the movie with her and I feel blueballed already and I could tell she feels the same, we didn't really do much anymore, and then 30 minutes later my mom comes in again and says "Aren't you going to walk her home and go to sleep?". Keep in mind my mom usually sleeps by this time, but SHE DELIBERATELY decided to stay up to see if we're going to fuck or not so she could barge in basically. I'm dead serious JFL I'm pretty sure that's been running through her mind the whole night

And basically that was that. The girl said she's leaving and that she had fun (right infront of my mom) and left on her own. She kept texting me and still does, but the fact that I literally could've had something happen for the first time in years and then I get cockblocked by my own mom is just ridiculous. I'm 18, my mom knows I'm a KHHV yet she deliberately fucks my plans up. MIND YOU MY DAD WAS LITERALLY PROUD OF ME FOR BRINGING A GIRL HOME BUT MY MOM IS JUST BEING A DUMB WHORE JFL

Anyway.... the next day I try to explain to my mom that this girl is just a classmate and that there's nothing between us (to try and normalize the situation) and I say that "I have no choice because she's the only one that's somewhat close by to my house so I can't hang out with anyone else"

My mom goes "Yeah, but she also has no choice either that's why she's hanging out with you" (implying that this girl is out of my league, and that if she could, she'd essentially leave me for someone else)

It's so brutal how my own mother goes against me. She is an absolutely narcissistic whore and I will legit never forgive her for ruining my chances. It's also proof that honestly no matter what age you are, if you're living with your parents it truly never began. I live in a typical household where the dad is a cuck that's submissive to the wife, and my mom being a bitch that thinks premarital sex is evil (CONVENIENTLY AFTER SHE'S POST-WALL BTW) despite literally having 2 boyfriends before marriage who I'm sure she's banged several times before.

It's over.

Stupid fucking piece of garbage mother, Who cockblocks their own son from getting pussy she actually needs to get beat you should have hit her for doing that disgusting shit fucking cunt mother

 

[Deleted member 14905]

Bro I agree with u, ur mom is not a good mother... But your mom is always ur mom and you should not to try to kill her... 15-20 seconds are a lot of time she could lose senses with 5 seconds more... I give u a tip: just try to talk with her very seriously but don't do these stuff again, it's very dangerous for u and ur mother who has fed u and since u was borned... U should be grateful for this even if u lost a girl for her.

Fra, ricordati che qualsiasi cosa lei possa fare ti ha dato la vita, ti ha dato da mangiare e ti ha fatto crescere... Dovresti essere grato invece di strangolarla, 15-20 secondi sono tanti, sarebbe potuta svenire dopo altri 5 secondi... Parlale con calma anche perché non penso non ti voglia bene perché se no ti avrebbe denunciato alla polizia per violenza domestica. Lei è una pessima madre e sono d'accordo ma tu un pessimo figlio, sei maggiorenne, ti dovresti saper controllare.

No he was right to choke that controlling narcissistic bitch, She deliberately cock blocked him and that could have detrimental effects on his sex life. If she just left him alone he could have got some head or pussy and became more confident and shit like that but dumb retard sand shit mother of his had to ruin it