My mom found 50 packets of ibuprofen pills behind my bed and now she wants to send me to a militairy camp and rn im doing therapy.

[toothpastebaby]

I've secretly been taking a lot of ibuprofen to "debloat about 50 packs (roughly 500 pills), taking 4 a day. It kinda worked but my mom found the stash behind my bed and became worried, so now she's planning to send me to military school and therapy. I told her I was just taking them because I felt sick. Idk what to do

 

[toothpastebaby]

also my first post and yes this is real

 

[StellaFanboy]

Women have 1000 rules for incels, 0 rules for CHADS. Apply this to every woman ever anywhere in the world.

 

[TheImmortalBeauty]

I've secretly been taking a lot of ibuprofen to "debloat about 50 packs (roughly 500 pills), taking 4 a day. It kinda worked but my mom found the stash behind my bed and became worried, so now she's planning to send me to military school and therapy. I told her I was just taking them because I felt sick. Idk what to do

"500 pills"? Nigga, If I was your mother i'd take you to military camp too. My sister and mother did find my stash of tinted sunscreen, bbcream. But I hide any pill or injection with extreme expertise.

 

[Amuzant]

I've secretly been taking a lot of ibuprofen to "debloat about 50 packs (roughly 500 pills), taking 4 a day. It kinda worked but my mom found the stash behind my bed and became worried, so now she's planning to send me to military school and therapy. I told her I was just taking them because I felt sick. Idk what to do

ive never heard the science behind taking 4 ibuprofen a day, wouldnt that just fuck ur liver. why didnt u just take a duiretic if its for water retention? literlly a bazillion times safer no?

 

[toothpastebaby]

"500 pills"? Nigga, If I was your mother i'd take you to military camp too. My sister and mother did find my stash of tinted sunscreen, bbcream. But I hide any pill or injection with extreme expertise.

bruh you made me also remeber that in 7th grade my mom found my concealer and she genuinely was secretly checking my sexuality lol.

 

[toothpastebaby]

ive never heard the science behind taking 4 ibuprofen a day, wouldnt that just fuck ur liver. why didnt u just take a duiretic if its for water retention? literlly a bazillion times safer no?

idk it worked for me trust me it wasnt placebo but i guess it kinda fucked up my liver but also im still a teenager in high school so anything i try to buy my parents are curious ass hell so that doesnt work. they litterally thought i was going to die because i wanted to take ashwaganda

 

[toothpastebaby]

Women have 1000 rules for incels, 0 rules for CHADS. Apply this to every woman ever anywhere in the world.

i mean i guess

 

[ztlock]

I've secretly been taking a lot of ibuprofen to "debloat about 50 packs (roughly 500 pills), taking 4 a day. It kinda worked but my mom found the stash behind my bed and became worried, so now she's planning to send me to military school and therapy. I told her I was just taking them because I felt sick. Idk what to do

shit I would send your ass to the military too for being so fucking stupid. from all ways to debloat you chose ibuprofen. jfl

 

[darklooktriad]

honestly should've taken Tylenol as well to debloat