my mom found my hydromax while helping me pack for college

[whiteissuperior]

she handed it back to me and said "I found your water bottle under your bed"

THANK GOD

WHEN I SAW IT IN HER HAND MY CORTISOL SPIKED SO HARD

plot twist: she knew what it was but pretended not to cuz she hated the idea of having dicklet (6-6.5 inches) offspring

 

[khvirgin]

your father is probably as big as you so she married a dicklet