MY MOM IS A CERTIFIED HARDMAXER

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besides the belph she got back in 2012 (which she didnt need quite frankly, but it reverted by now i think)

i recently told her to get lip lift & neck lift

she facetimed me just now for the first time after having had the surgeries this monday

swollen as fuck ofc, BUT

unironically the best fucking lip lift i have ever seen, she called me mid-workout and seeing that shit unironically gave me so much euphoria and happiness for her that i just hit an incline pr :lul:


now my question is:

even my mother in her late fifties is hardmaxing. why the fuck are you not???
 
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besides the belph she got back in 2012 (which she didnt need quite frankly, but it reverted by now i think)

i recently told her to get lip lift & neck lift

she facetimed me just now for the first time after having had the surgeries this monday

swollen as fuck ofc, BUT

unironically the best fucking lip lift i have ever seen


now my question is:

even my mother in her late fifties is hardmaxing. why the fuck are you not???
Those who were told in vc
 
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Mirin
 
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bcs im broke😢
 
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inb4 “muh no pics no care” im not fucking sharing pics of my mom online:lul:
 
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mirin :feelsez:
 
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besides the belph she got back in 2012 (which she didnt need quite frankly, but it reverted by now i think)

i recently told her to get lip lift & neck lift

she facetimed me just now for the first time after having had the surgeries this monday

swollen as fuck ofc, BUT

unironically the best fucking lip lift i have ever seen, she called me mid-workout and seeing that shit unironically gave me so much euphoria and happiness for her that i just hit an incline pr :lul:


now my question is:

even my mother in her late fifties is hardmaxing. why the fuck are you not???
yes I would have sex with your mother

no you don’t need to send it but I wouldn’t mind
 
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yes I would have sex with your mother

no you don’t need to send it but I wouldn’t mind
i would unironically fucking rape you to death nigger
 
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mirin but telling ur mom she needs surgeries and shit is kinda harsh no?
 
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crazy man
 
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Hardmaxxed slav milf :aheago:
 
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Mirin man shes doing more than me

this is motivation
 
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besides the belph she got back in 2012 (which she didnt need quite frankly, but it reverted by now i think)

i recently told her to get lip lift & neck lift

she facetimed me just now for the first time after having had the surgeries this monday

swollen as fuck ofc, BUT

unironically the best fucking lip lift i have ever seen, she called me mid-workout and seeing that shit unironically gave me so much euphoria and happiness for her that i just hit an incline pr :lul:


now my question is:

even my mother in her late fifties is hardmaxing. why the fuck are you not???
Ur mom got aura
 
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