my mom is playing a sick joke on me

[acm]

I live in a one bathroom home meaning my family and I have to share the same one. it's currently summer holiday in Australia, so the time I wake up can vary. (around 10AM-12PM)

idk how my mom does this, but she always uses the bathroom after I wake up. I could of woken up a whole 2 hours later than her, but for whatever reason she decides at that moment she needs to go brush her teeth or something. I only get to it first if I wake up early asf.

it's never a few minutes though, it's always atleast like 20+ minutes in there. This morning I woke up at around 10am and wanted to go get out of bed quickly, but my mom as usual decided that she needed to go clean the bathroom for 40 minutes right as I wake up.

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

I have 4 bathrooms in my house.

 

[acm]

I have 4 bathrooms in my house.

are you rich

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

are you rich

Like upper middle class if yk what I mean. Still in the suburbs.

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

I live in a one bathroom home meaning my family and I have to share the same one. it's currently summer holiday in Australia, so the time I wake up can vary. (around 10AM-12PM)

idk how my mom does this, but she always uses the bathroom after I wake up. I could of woken up a whole 2 hours later than her, but for whatever reason she decides at that moment she needs to go brush her teeth or something. I only get to it first if I wake up early asf.

it's never a few minutes though, it's always atleast like 20+ minutes in there. This morning I woke up at around 10am and wanted to go get out of bed quickly, but my mom as usual decided that she needed to go clean the bathroom for 40 minutes right as I wake up.

My family has 3 bathrooms

 

[MoeRift]

Those who dig a whole in there backyard and shit in that

 

[acm]

My family has 3 bathrooms

so you must be slightly less rich than ltnbrownacnecel

 

[acm]

Those who dig a whole in there backyard and shit in that

 

[MoeRift]

The fuck is this supposed to mean bruh

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

so you must be slightly less rich than ltnbrownacnecel

Wtf no, he just comes from a long line of shitters

 

[acm]

Wtf no, he just comes from a long line of shitters

what if you could give away 2 bathrooms for 2mm of zygo

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

what if you could give away 2 bathrooms for 2mm of zygo

I’d shit into my own mouth for a 0.5 expansion