My mom said I can only be on her insurance if I go to church

[Deleted member 13137]

How am I gonna get surgery if I have no insurance? I’m 99% sure I have sleep apnea but that makes no difference if I have no insurance

Should I suck it up and go to church? I do not believe in god and I like eating pancakes on Sunday morning not stale bread and cheap wine

i don’t want to but ig I don’trly have a choice

 

[Reckless Turtle]

If she wasn't a virgin prior to marriage with your dad, tell her to fuck off.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

is there any hot girls there

 

[Deleted member 13137]

is there any hot girls there

The only girls there are ugly as shit

like bug eyes and horrific acne

and they are also promiscuous

 

[Deleted member 13137]

why go to church when u can go to TEMPLE OF JUDDAISM?!?!?!

Because I hate Jews

 

[Deleted member 13137]

ANTI SEMITISM MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All jokes

they are gods chosen people, I will give all my gold to Israel

 

[studiocel]

Once a week for insurance just do what you gotta do

 

[volcelfatcel]

tell your mom you do online church in badboys.org

 

[Deleted member 9003]

Just go nigga