my mom SAVED my health

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i was gonna get roids but my mom said they were too bad for my health

guess i'll continue eating these cookies with milk followed by vodka and a cig

thanks mom, dodged a bullet!
 
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why did you tell your mom
 
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she will only let me spend when she's legally not able to hide my own money (aka when i turn 18)
i am sorry bro
 
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i was gonna get roids but my mom said they were too bad for my health

guess i'll continue eating these cookies with milk followed by vodka and a cig

thanks mom, dodged a bullet!
Hax: H-hey mommy..?
[Angry from getting owned by hax’s grandfather] Mom: What?
Hax: I wanna hop on roids.. *swallows cookies and eyes vodka nervously waiting for a reply*
Mom: NO! BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!
Hax: Hmph! I hate this house ughhh!!!!! *chugs vodka and lights a cigarette, flicking ash onto moms favorite rug*
 
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17*

she will only let me spend when she's legally not able to hide my own money (aka when i turn 18)
I mean then just wait out the next couple of months
 
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Hax: H-hey mommy..?
[Angry from getting owned by hax’s grandfather] Mom: What?
Hax: I wanna hop on roids.. *swallows cookies and eyes vodka nervously waiting for a reply*
Mom: NO! BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!
Hax: Hmph! I hate this house ughhh!!!!! *chugs vodka and lights a cigarette, flicking ash onto moms favorite rug*
Hipe You enjoy my truecel roleplay
 
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I don't want to be insensitive but are you the guy that got cancer

or was that someone else
 
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