My mom sees me as Marlon

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Jfl I'm srs

She keeps calling me triangle body and stuff bc im walking shirtless in the house and I have a wide frame wide clavicles and im lean

My teachers used to call me triangle body too even with a shirt on and stuff I had this frame since a young age

Feeling like Marlon tbh
 
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Mirin that's all thanks to the primal diet
 
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Jfl I'm srs

She keeps calling me triangle body and stuff bc im walking shirtless in the house and I have a wide frame wide clavicles and im lean

My teachers used to call me triangle body too even with a shirt on and stuff I had this frame since a young age

Feeling like Marlon tbh
Marlon’s frame is not that impressive
 
Do you have an incest fetish?
 
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Do you have an incest fetish?
Ew fuck no
But the teacher that was complimenting my frame and shoulder width was a girl yes but she was very short very skinny ugly and was looking like a corpse without make up on

So I don't count that teachers compliments tbh
 
Marlon’s a retard, don’t put yourself down
He isn't even above htn
The only reason why this nigga is famous is because he's 6'5 and lightskin
 
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He isn't even above htn
The only reason why this nigga is famous is because he's 6'5 and lightskin
He’s so overhyped, he’s just very well groomed and he fits the style niche most Americans under the age of 30 seem to like. Hes got high SMV but I honestly wouldn’t rate him higher than hhtn. Mogs me tho
 
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This how all em racist white folk see me when I’m just walking down the street holding a gun and mindin my own buizness…SMH
 
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But why? He low-key humble
He always seems to find a way to make everything he says sound dumb, like he just seems to be oblivious to everything. Mogs me tho
 
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Jfl I'm srs

She keeps calling me triangle body and stuff bc im walking shirtless in the house and I have a wide frame wide clavicles and im lean

My teachers used to call me triangle body too even with a shirt on and stuff I had this frame since a young age

Feeling like Marlon tbh
Wowwwwww mine calls me short
 
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He’s so overhyped, he’s just very well groomed and he fits the style niche most Americans under the age of 30 seem to like. Hes got high SMV but I honestly wouldn’t rate him higher than hhtn. Mogs me tho
If he was under 6'5 like even 6'2 we wouldn't have heard about this random irrelevant HTN

If he was 5'7 he'd be dead probably

And wym he's well groomed? Like in what way
 
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If he was under 6'5 like even 6'2 we wouldn't have heard about this random irrelevant HTN

If he was 5'7 he'd be dead probably

And wym he's well groomed? Like in what way
Perfect skin
 
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If he was under 6'5 like even 6'2 we wouldn't have heard about this random irrelevant HTN

If he was 5'7 he'd be dead probably

And wym he's well groomed? Like in what way
Great skin, great lips, great teeth, always clean shaven and a well maintained haircut. These actually have more of a halo than you’d think with Americans. There’s that little twerp Marlon hangs out with called lacy, he’s short and severely facially challenged however he somehow has ppl saying he has “great potential” or “hear me out” purely bc he’s well groomed
 
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Perfect skin
Great skin, great lips, great teeth, always clean shaven and a well maintained haircut. These actually have more of a halo than you’d think with Americans. There’s that little twerp Marlon hangs out with called lacy, he’s short and severely facially challenged however he somehow has ppl saying he has “great potential” or “hear me out” purely bc he’s well groomed
Nigga skin has nothing to do with grooming

Probably lips too, at least the size, all u do is moisturize is

A good skincare routine doesn't mean shit if ur eating dogshit food which marlon does, he doesn't have a good diet, eats processed foods
 
Nigga skin has nothing to do with grooming

Probably lips too, at least the size, all u do is moisturize is

A good skincare routine doesn't mean shit if ur eating dogshit food which marlon does, he doesn't have a good diet, eats processed foods
Makes u look like ur fresh at all times, try shaving with like a blade idk how to call it on ur skin those baby hairs then cleanse and moisturizer then u wil know what i mean
 
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Great skin, great lips, great teeth, always clean shaven and a well maintained haircut. These actually have more of a halo than you’d think with Americans. There’s that little twerp Marlon hangs out with called lacy, he’s short and severely facially challenged however he somehow has ppl saying he has “great potential” or “hear me out” purely bc he’s well groomed
For context this is lacy alongside Marlon. He’s malformed and fat, however he’s well groomed so doesn’t look utterly disgusting (not that he looks good by any means). Very delusional might I add
 

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For context this is lacy alongside Marlon. He’s malformed and fat, however he’s well groomed so doesn’t look utterly disgusting (not that he looks good by any means). Very delusional might I add
Lacy is like 5'3 so him being groomed doesn't mean anything it's over for him
 
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Nigga skin has nothing to do with grooming

Probably lips too, at least the size, all u do is moisturize is

A good skincare routine doesn't mean shit if ur eating dogshit food which marlon does, he doesn't have a good diet, eats processed foods
By grooming I mean just general maintenance. Idk maybe I misunderstood the word
 
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Nigga skin has nothing to do with grooming

Probably lips too, at least the size, all u do is moisturize is

A good skincare routine doesn't mean shit if ur eating dogshit food which marlon does, he doesn't have a good diet, eats processed foods

Like this
 
Lacy is like 5'3 so him being groomed doesn't mean anything it's over for him
Yeah i know, i clarified that. But the grooming gives him that plausible deniability if that makes any sense
 
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Just looking clean ppl think groomed is like hair related purely

arent u a ball of sunshine
nah but this marlon nigga looks insane sometimes when he squints the eye and shit u know what I mean that shi be low-key making me become gay no homo
 
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