My mom (sub 5ft) implied I'm manlet

[Deleted member 14086]

I exfoliated my skin and being a week on retin A, my mom (4'11 at best) said "my handsome boy, you'd be good if you were a bit taller". I snorted so fucking hard. If my 4'11 mother genuinely thinks I'm not tall enough (5'8 in shoes) then it might be more over than I thought..

 

[Cain]

5'8 in shoes

Brutal.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I bet your mom fucks like a champion, uh?

 

[Deleted member 13854]

You should probably do something to her that'll scar her for the rest of her life.

 

[Deleted member 14086]

I bet your mom fucks like a champion, uh?

she claims to have had only one partner since college (my dad)

 

[koalendo]

5'8 in shoes

just say 5'7

remind her that you are short because shes short

 

[Deleted member 14086]

Brutal.

20 cm height difference isn't enough now

this or it never even began

 

[Ritalincell]

Dude you are 5'7 yes you are short even to a borderline dwarf

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

she claims to have had only one partner since college (my dad)

He cockolds, uh? Have they ever asked you to leave when another guy arrive looking at your mom while grabbing himself and your dad's grabbing himself watching how he looks at her?

 

[Cain]

20 cm height difference isn't enough now

It doesn't matter if you heighmog your mother to oblivion if you still look short in comparison to other guys, it is what it is dude...

 

[Growth Plate]

I bet your mom fucks like a champion, uh?

 

[Deleted member 2403]

My mum is 4’9 and has called me short before and said it’s my fault i didn’t eat enough (im fucking 5’9, a foot taller than her)

Fucking hate my life, fucking retarded narcy mother

 

[Deleted member 13994]

I feel bad for you my mom is 5'0 and my dad 5'6 and yet I became 5'11 genetics are weird. Also, you should tell her she'd look better if she lost weight (now she will know hoe you feel)

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

20 cm height difference isn't enough now

this or it never even began

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That’s exaggerated come on now. I’m 6’1 and the last girl I was with was 5’11. OP shouldn’t have a problem getting 5’6 and shorter girls as long as he has a gl face

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

That’s exaggerated come on now. I’m 6’1 and the last girl I was with was 5’11. OP shouldn’t have a problem getting 5’6 and shorter girls as long as he has a gl face

because you are at a good height. for op its not anywhere near comparable