My mom told me I dress like an old man

[Zelenskyiv]

She basically had a shitfit telling me I need to wear more light-coloured clothes and hoodies lmao. She says I dress like i'm 50 instead of 23.
It is true that I dress very basic - jeans/ joggers and a t-shirts/ sweaters mostly, but her idea of dressing well is wearing some shitty flashy clothing with big logos. She complimented a t-shirt I got from a friend that was basically just a plain white tee with massive writing saying "ADIDAS" across it and said I should get more like it. She also told me to get skinnier jeans jfl.

Typical fucking slavwhore from slums of Belgorod thinking being a walking advertisement is good. She always talks about shit she knows nothing about and it annoys me like fucking crazy. I want to stab her in Mario Kart, she is such a braindead fucking retard bitch. Fuck.

 

[BadmanGangstar]

She basically had a shitfit telling me I need to wear more light-coloured clothes and hoodies lmao. She says I dress like i'm 50 instead of 23.
It is true that I dress very basic - jeans/ joggers and a t-shirts/ sweaters mostly, but her idea of dressing well is wearing some shitty flashy clothing with big logos. She complimented a t-shirt I got from a friend that was basically just a plan tee with massive writing saying "ADIDAS" across it and said I should get more like it. Typical fucking slavwhore thinking being a walking advertisement is good. She always talks about shit she knows nothing about and it annoys me like fucking crazy. I want to stab her in Mario Kart, she is such a braindead fucking retard bitch. Fuck.

 

[Zelenskyiv]

She basically had a shitfit telling me I need to wear more light-coloured clothes and hoodies lmao. She says I dress like i'm 50 instead of 23.
It is true that I dress very basic - jeans/ joggers and a t-shirts/ sweaters mostly, but her idea of dressing well is wearing some shitty flashy clothing with big logos. She complimented a t-shirt I got from a friend that was basically just a plan tee with massive writing saying "ADIDAS" across it and said I should get more like it. Typical fucking slavwhore thinking being a walking advertisement is good. She always talks about shit she knows nothing about and it annoys me like fucking crazy. I want to stab her in Mario Kart, she is such a braindead fucking retard bitch. Fuck.

no way

 

[Zelenskyiv]

jfl

 

[Deleted member 72783]

I really need to dripmax. I dress like my boomer truck driver dad

 

[Zelenskyiv]

I really need to dripmax. I dress like my boomer truck driver dad

mogs me tbh, I just wear blue jeans and sweaters 99% of the time. To the gym I wear some black joggers and old t-shirts. I'd be too self-conscious about standing out if I actually dressed well, I hate looking try-hard. And by dressing well I mean actually dressing well - high class, not in shitty logos like my mom wants me to lol. Can't fucking wait to move out of this mental asylum.

 

[Thompsonz]

LOL

 

[Deleted member 72783]

mogs me tbh, I just wear blue jeans and sweaters 99% of the time. To the gym I wear some black joggers and old t-shirts. I'd be too self-conscious about standing out if I actually dressed well, I hate looking try-hard. And by dressing well I mean actually dressing well - high class, not in shitty logos like my mom wants me to lol. Can't fucking wait to move out of this mental asylum.

I just wear jeans, brown/black work type boots (they give me a solid 1.5inch of height) and some plain white/grey/brown tshirts and tank tops

 

[Zelenskyiv]

I just wear jeans, brown/black work type boots (they give me a solid 1.5inch of height) and some plain white/grey/brown tshirts and tank tops

yeah, that's basically me too when it's warm.

 

[Dylan]

She basically had a shitfit telling me I need to wear more light-coloured clothes and hoodies lmao. She says I dress like i'm 50 instead of 23.
It is true that I dress very basic - jeans/ joggers and a t-shirts/ sweaters mostly, but her idea of dressing well is wearing some shitty flashy clothing with big logos. She complimented a t-shirt I got from a friend that was basically just a plain white tee with massive writing saying "ADIDAS" across it and said I should get more like it. She also told me to get skinnier jeans jfl.

Typical fucking slavwhore from slums of Belgorod thinking being a walking advertisement is good. She always talks about shit she knows nothing about and it annoys me like fucking crazy. I want to stab her in Mario Kart, she is such a braindead fucking retard bitch. Fuck.

ADIDAS

 

[Deleted member 46941]

Your mom is kinda retarded when it comes to clothes