My most hilarious hookup story ever

[user1728482728]

This happened in summer 2019, I had just moved into Montreal and I matched with a cute black French girl on tinder, she was cute so I took a metro over to her house for some drinks and a movie. But I had just got back from the gym forgot to change clothes and smelled horrible also I hadn’t showered in days.

When I walked into her apartment her roommates were there and gave me a horrible look, I didn’t know what was wrong but I went into the girls room and she asked me if it was just an American thing. I asked her what she meant and she told me I smelled like shit. I said yes it was just an American trait and I’m sorry, and then I asked her if she wanted me to take a shower and she said ok. So I took a shower in her bathroom and then went back to her room and we watched a movie JFL and I fucked her jfl.

anyways I think it’s funny because in this case taking a shower actually did get me directly laid.

 

[BigBiceps]

I need to get a shower rn too, but the shower room is full of naked guys checking out each others dicks rn

 

[user1728482728]

I need to get a shower rn too, but the shower room is full of naked guys checking out each others dicks rn

Nothing wrong with that. You should be more secure with your sexuality tbh.

 

[karbo]

lmfao just get a shower theory

 

[Deleted member 10652]

As real as the time I fucked a jewish girl.

 

[Babyblackcarrot]

 

[Patient A]

I need to get a shower rn too, but the shower room is full of naked guys checking out each others dicks rn

“Nice size bro”

 

[user1728482728]

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[Deleted member 8080]

This happened in summer 2019, I had just moved into Montreal and I matched with a cute black French girl on tinder, she was cute so I took a metro over to her house for some drinks and a movie. But I had just got back from the gym forgot to change clothes and smelled horrible also I hadn’t showered in days.

When I walked into her apartment her roommates were there and gave me a horrible look, I didn’t know what was wrong but I went into the girls room and she asked me if it was just an American thing. I asked her what she meant and she told me I smelled like shit. I said yes it was just an American trait and I’m sorry, and then I asked her if she wanted me to take a shower and she said ok. So I took a shower in her bathroom and then went back to her room and we watched a movie JFL and I fucked her jfl.

anyways I think it’s funny because in this case taking a shower actually did get me directly laid.

Stopped reading at "black"

 

[Deleted member 2100]

Brb gonna take a shower