My mother is a foid. 😿

[chudcell999]

I never wanted to be the spoiled white kid that calls his mom a bitch but Jesus she does things to purposely enrage me I think for example I was driving because I guess I'm the only one with a license and she was being nit picky the entire time but the one thing that really pissed me off to the point I wasn't even angry I was just sad was when I turned into one street earlier than our street because the street before has a much wider road and street lamps illuminating it with less traffic so statistically that's just a safer route even though you have to take two more turns extra you can drive faster and there's less likelihood for someone to pop out but she yells at me and says "um what are your doing" I say "going home?" And she said "why are yo-" me: " because I can drive faster and it's safer" she cuts me off and says "ok (my name) it doesn't have to be a fight you don't have to debate everything" and I genuinely think my mother's femcel status is making her crazy and she's taking it out on me because I'm the only nigga she can yell at for pointless shit and for some reason she doesn't like when I explain myself she just wants me to admit I'm wrong no matter what and I genuinely think I'm starting to strongly dislike my mother and part of me feels guilty the other part knows I'm not the crazy one here

 

[mohito]

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Yo

 

[tict]

I never wanted to be the spoiled white kid that calls his mom a bitch but Jesus she does things to purposely enrage me I think for example I was driving because I guess I'm the only one with a license and she was being nit picky the entire time but the one thing that really pissed me off to the point I wasn't even angry I was just sad was when I turned into one street earlier than our street because the street before has a much wider road and street lamps illuminating it with less traffic so statistically that's just a safer route even though you have to take two more turns extra you can drive faster and there's less likelihood for someone to pop out but she yells at me and says "um what are your doing" I say "going home?" And she said "why are yo-" me: " because I can drive faster and it's safer" she cuts me off and says "ok (my name) it doesn't have to be a fight you don't have to debate everything" and I genuinely think my mother's femcel status is making her crazy and she's taking it out on me because I'm the only nigga she can yell at for pointless shit and for some reason she doesn't like when I explain myself she just wants me to admit I'm wrong no matter what and I genuinely think I'm starting to strongly dislike my mother and part of me feels guilty the other part knows I'm not the crazy one here

 

[Nathan Fielder]

@tict don’t do that

 

[tict]

@tict don’t do that

or what loco

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I never wanted to be the spoiled white kid that calls his mom a bitch but Jesus she does things to purposely enrage me I think for example I was driving because I guess I'm the only one with a license and she was being nit picky the entire time but the one thing that really pissed me off to the point I wasn't even angry I was just sad was when I turned into one street earlier than our street because the street before has a much wider road and street lamps illuminating it with less traffic so statistically that's just a safer route even though you have to take two more turns extra you can drive faster and there's less likelihood for someone to pop out but she yells at me and says "um what are your doing" I say "going home?" And she said "why are yo-" me: " because I can drive faster and it's safer" she cuts me off and says "ok (my name) it doesn't have to be a fight you don't have to debate everything" and I genuinely think my mother's femcel status is making her crazy and she's taking it out on me because I'm the only nigga she can yell at for pointless shit and for some reason she doesn't like when I explain myself she just wants me to admit I'm wrong no matter what and I genuinely think I'm starting to strongly dislike my mother and part of me feels guilty the other part knows I'm not the crazy one here

I would hold her down and have violent sex with her if I were you.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I never wanted to be the spoiled white kid that calls his mom a bitch but Jesus she does things to purposely enrage me I think for example I was driving because I guess I'm the only one with a license and she was being nit picky the entire time but the one thing that really pissed me off to the point I wasn't even angry I was just sad was when I turned into one street earlier than our street because the street before has a much wider road and street lamps illuminating it with less traffic so statistically that's just a safer route even though you have to take two more turns extra you can drive faster and there's less likelihood for someone to pop out but she yells at me and says "um what are your doing" I say "going home?" And she said "why are yo-" me: " because I can drive faster and it's safer" she cuts me off and says "ok (my name) it doesn't have to be a fight you don't have to debate everything" and I genuinely think my mother's femcel status is making her crazy and she's taking it out on me because I'm the only nigga she can yell at for pointless shit and for some reason she doesn't like when I explain myself she just wants me to admit I'm wrong no matter what and I genuinely think I'm starting to strongly dislike my mother and part of me feels guilty the other part knows I'm not the crazy one here

Ever tried making out with her to make her happy?

 

[chudcell999]

Ever tried making out with her to make her happy?

Nigga please rope