My mother just asked me to help my father to jelq

[MaxillaMaxing]

last night after finishing dinner with me, my father and my mother, my mother just segues into a giga awkward conversation asking if I can give my father my pump and teach him how to jelq


the conversation made me want to blow my brains out so I just got up to wash my hands in the bathroom once dinner was over and I overheard my mother quietly talking to my father in the kitchen talking about bribing me .

I was cringing my head off. my mother was basically saying I have a bigger penis than him obviously she had a reason but god damn that was uncomfortable.

 

[BearBoy]

do u also hold his penis when he takes a piss?

 

[Gonthar]

my mother was basically saying I have a bigger penis than him obviously she had a reason but god damn that was uncomfortable.

This reminds me of an incest joke:
A guy was banging his sister and she tells him: "Wow, your dick is bigger than dad's!" and the guy replies: "I know, mom says the same thing!".

 

[Baldingman1998]

What

 

[Rabbi]

What

White people bhai
Just forget and move on

 

[whiteissuperior]

That’s it, I’m sick maxxing