My mother told me a story today and I just figured out why I mog so hard.

[HexumReincarnated]

My mum told me once when I was at my grandmothers house I was jumping on the very old trampoline she had bricks underneath it to keep it from moving and I jumped and broke the trampoline and I smashed my face into the bricks and I had a swollen zygos for around 3 months and it was green and shit and she said I think you fractured your bone.

Anyways thanks grandma for the bonemass thats why I'm such a mogger.

 

[Niebvll]

5yo you getting reincarnated by the local facial surgeon

 

[uglyretardednigga]

KEEP LOOKING INTO HOW YOUR FAMILY RAISED YOU I FOUND OUT THEY INJECTED ME WITH 700MGS OF TREN AT 5YO

 

[HexumReincarnated]

5yo you getting reincarnated by the local facial surgeon

 

[voks]

holy lore

 

[horseman.]

My mom has crazy bones, she saved me

 

[HexumReincarnated]

holy lore

The power of negligent Australian parents.

 

[Niebvll]

KEEP LOOKING INTO HOW YOUR FAMILY RAISED YOU I FOUND OUT THEY INJECTED ME WITH 700MGS OF TREN AT 5YO

Is that why youre so ️special️?

 

[Antonlord7]

My brother used to smashed his face with punches and straight to the wall and he end up with the most developed skull in my fam

His skull is smth like Hexum, hernan
Dogside, insane wide zygos, good jaw, perfect smile, insane healthy young look

Literally i can't tell hiw

 

[HexumReincarnated]

My brother used to smashed his face with punches and straight to the wall and he end up with the most developed skull in my fam

His skull is smth like Hexum, hernan
Dogside, insane wide zygos, good jaw, perfect smile, insane healthy young look

Literally i can't tell hiw

I use to always ride dirt bikes and shit when I was like 5-6 I always crashed into trees and shit and hit my face.

I'm so thankful for the early onset bonesmashing.

 

[Blasian-K]

My mum told me once when I was at my grandmothers house I was jumping on the very old trampoline she had bricks underneath it to keep it from moving and I jumped and broke the trampoline and I smashed my face into the bricks and I had a swollen zygos for around 3 months and it was green and shit and she said I think you fractured your bone.

Anyways thanks grandma for the bonemass thats why I'm such a mogger.

Jealous

My parents never gave me shit kept me out of harm's way. What the fuck I have could have mogged.

 

[HexumReincarnated]

Jealous

My parents never gave me shit kept me out of harm's way. What the fuck I have could have mogged.

sorry bhai