My Mum Gave me a Huge Cortisol Spike Today

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My mum (an foid), brought up formal (I think it’s called prom in America or some bs) and it gave me a massive cortisol spike since I’m clearly not bringing anyone with me. Then my family started making jokes that I’d have to bring people who are in my family tree since they know that’s the case - I’m not bringing anyone there and it’s inevitable. This whole exchange made me start to drip sweat from my right temple. Real shit, fuck everybody JFL, let me be. I’m just an unlovable chud, and that’s fine.
 
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My mum (an foid), brought up formal (I think it’s called prom in America or some bs) and it gave me a massive cortisol spike since I’m clearly not bringing anyone with me. Then my family started making jokes that I’d have to bring people who are in my family tree since they know that’s the case - I’m not bringing anyone there and it’s inevitable. This whole exchange made me start to drip sweat from my right temple. Real shit, fuck everybody JFL, let me be. I’m just an unlovable chud, and that’s fine.
if ts paragraph is SRS im done
a shirtless young man is sitting in a chair .
 
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Then my family started making jokes that I’d have to bring people who are in my family tree
They literally gave you solid advice
This is your chance to bring with your hot sister/cousin. Show God he did not design a free perfect wife and incubator of your lineage's genetics by hand for you in vain
Start it off as just a funny crazy joke and then build it up towards you know what :AnimeLick: :AnimeLick:
From there it's just winning
 
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Same happened to me back then, thankfully post hs these ropefuel milestones end and you just focus on ascension
 
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Same happened to me back then, thankfully post hs these ropefuel milestones end and you just focus on ascension
This makes me feel a little better now.

I know it won’t get better, but as long as I look better I’ll be happy.
 
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My mum (an foid), brought up formal (I think it’s called prom in America or some bs) and it gave me a massive cortisol spike since I’m clearly not bringing anyone with me. Then my family started making jokes that I’d have to bring people who are in my family tree since they know that’s the case - I’m not bringing anyone there and it’s inevitable. This whole exchange made me start to drip sweat from my right temple. Real shit, fuck everybody JFL, let me be. I’m just an unlovable chud, and that’s fine.
My mum (an foid), brought up formal (I think it’s called prom in America or some bs) and it gave me a massive cortisol spike since I’m clearly not bringing anyone with me. Then my family started making jokes that I’d have to bring people who are in my family tree since they know that’s the case - I’m not bringing anyone there and it’s inevitable. This whole exchange made me start to drip sweat from my right temple. Real shit, fuck everybody JFL, let me be. I’m just an unlovable chud, and that’s fine.
This is what happens when u r born as a dirty aryan dalit uttermensch instead of a aryan chad :feelsmage::feelsmage::feelsmage:
 
Going to prom is just a useless social interaction

Am i saying that because i never got a chance? probably:feelswhy:
 
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Muh cortisol spike, wannabe bp terms user
 

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