My mum is like a redditor

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I told her that I had anxiety (I don’t Im just lazy) and that I couldn’t make friends because im out of touch with the world and she said “you need to get a girlfriend that’ll fix all your problems, you can do stuff with her like going on a date”

If only she realised how much of a slut girls my age are and that I wouldn’t touch one with a pole let alone LTR those whores + it’s over for me.

 

[Embryo]

This is what almost every mom thinks.

 

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