My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old

[UMIRINBRAH?]

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

 

[UMIRINBRAH?]

I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[UMIRINBRAH?]

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

 

[unowkn]

He also secretly uses a penis pump!

 

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DNR fag

 

[UMIRINBRAH?]

He also secretly uses a penis pump!

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[unowkn]

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Well yeah he also manually clamps after pumping his erect penis for some extra girth gains! Patrick Bateman has an abnormally large erect penis.

 

[UMIRINBRAH?]

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DNR fag

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[UMIRINBRAH?]

Well yeah he also manually clamps after pumping his erect penis for some extra girth gains! Patrick Bateman has an abnormally large erect penis.

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