My neighbour is another annoying backyard boomer!

[romanstock]

I call them backyard boomers cause they're always in the backyard, they have no mental energy to occupy themselves intellectually so once retired they have nothing to do and just make up stuff to do in the backyard to give themselves something to do. They're natural slaves, they need someone to give them occupation. They're so annoying! This idiot has been spraying poison across his backyard for 2 hours now!!! Can't bloody open me windows. Jesus christ, he think he owns a farm or something, he's coating the whole town in gallons of poison the selfish cunt.

He takes 3 hours to mow when it only really takes 30 mins. Of course the cunt selfishly leafblowers it all across every neighbour after he's done even when it's plenty windy. He constantly walks back and forth to his shed like 100 times a day, almost everytime i get up to the kitchen window i see him walking across, omfg dude seriously. He spent ages pointlessly changing and tightening the wheels on his wheelbarrow. At least I guess he isn't constantly making grating screeching grinder metal noise working on a pointless 'project' like the previous backyard boomer neighbour I had. Fucking boomers!!!

 

[ascendingalways]

Kill him and chop up his body

 

[romanstock]

His morning routine is to sip his coffee while staring at his shit lawn. His wife just stays inside all day.

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

im a bedroom rotter my dream is to be backyard boomer

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

I call them backyard boomers cause they're always in the backyard, they have no mental energy to occupy themselves intellectually so once retired they have nothing to do and just make up stuff to do in the backyard to give themselves something to do. They're natural slaves, they need someone to give them occupation. They're so annoying! This idiot has been spraying poison across his backyard for 2 hours now!!! Can't bloody open me windows. Jesus christ, he think he owns a farm or something, he's coating the whole town in gallons of poison the selfish cunt.

He takes 3 hours to mow when it only really takes 30 mins. Of course the cunt selfishly leafblowers it all across every neighbour after he's done even when it's plenty windy. He constantly walks back and forth to his shed like 100 times a day, almost everytime i get up to the kitchen window i see him walking across, omfg dude seriously. He spent ages pointlessly changing and tightening the wheels on his wheelbarrow. At least I guess he isn't constantly making grating screeching grinder metal noise working on a pointless 'project' like the previous backyard boomer neighbour I had. Fucking boomers!!!

these guys are literal npcs

 

[Bryce]

I'd take that over the young beaners I used to live nextdoor from. My current neighbor is a boomer but oddly enough I've only ever seen him one time in 10+ years of living here, never seen a car pull in/exit his driveway, etc.

 

[Matthias8272]

I live beside a old guy who is a mechanic and works on cars everyday where my room is right beside their garage+have to listen to indian children screaming in their language who moved here recently...