My new dental hygienist looks like AJ Applegate

[Deleted member 44222]

Over if you go to male dentist. You are probably closeted homosexual and enjoy another man putting his fingers in your mouth.

I only go to female dentist and hygienist. On top of it, I don’t want a Becky touching me, so the only option for me is a Stacy dentist/hygienist.

 

[Richard Spencer]

aj applegate is bibisi only

 

[Deleted member 168554]

 

[Soter]

My dentist has the most striking, bright green eyes that I have ever seen

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

I remeber I had this dentist I had when I was a kid. She always put her boobs on my face lol I loved her

 

[Gonthar]

Lol, what's wrong with male dentists?

 

[Deleted member 44222]

I remeber I had this dentist I had when I was a kid. She always put her boobs on my face lol I loved her

At one point I thought I was going to get a BJ, idk if I’m delusional or she was teasing me

 

[Deleted member 44222]

Lol, what's wrong with male dentists?

Do you like another man’s finger in your mouth? If you do, I might have a news for you

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

At one point I thought I was going to get a BJ, idk if I’m delusional or she was teasing me

she was teasing. what happend ?

 

[Gonthar]

Do you like another man’s finger in your mouth? If you do, I might have a news for you

I went once to a female dentist, she was extremely clumsy, awkward and moved spastically with sudden motions, like she could barely coordinate her body and limbs - she would drop something on the ground, get down to pick it up, then bang her head to the dental tray when rising up, drop that stuff again, turn around and knock something else down, then laugh like a retard at her own clumsiness, etc., it felt like I was in a comedy movie...

 

[Deleted member 44222]

she was teasing. what happend ?

Uhh lots of things in an hour long appointment. she was arching the whole time. I was avoiding eye contact during cleaning so she would focus on the work. Then she asks me to look towards her, and when I do her boobs is like 2 cm away from my face. Tip: always go to dental in loose sweatpants/trousers.

 

[Deleted member 44222]

I went once to a female dentist, she was extremely clumsy, awkward and moved spastically with sudden motions, like she could barely coordinate her body and limbs - she would drop something on the ground, get down to pick it up, then bang her head to the dental tray when rising up, drop that stuff again, turn around and knock something else down, then laugh like a retard at her own clumsiness, etc., it felt like I was in a comedy movie...

Dentist is probably one of the preferred occupation for homos. Urologist also comes to mind.