My new roommate is a...... FOID

[antiantifa]

Fuck. I used to walk naked in my student apartment. I would shit massively without caring. My thrash would stink and I wouldn't care. I'm not socially active with females anyway, so why would I? I would make all kind of weird selfies and faces. I'd leave my dishes for days. I'd play loud music. I would sing. I'd even smoke blunts inside, I don't care.

But fuck, today I was fucking around out of the shower, taking bunch of selfies, suddenly I hear the door being opened. I was already dressed cause I was preparing for a HIIT routine, so I helped the person open the door and I saw a blond mature female. Then I saw her daughter. At that moment I knew I was fucked, it's like there was this tension inside me knowing I will never have freedom I had in my apartment anymore. They started talking to me and I just kind of went full autism mode, pretended like I was in a hurry, then quickly cleaned up the kitchen and left.

She's a 5/10 in face, 7/10 in body. Short, lean and blonde. Very feminine kinda averagely-recessed lower third, but good eye area. Curly hair, blue eyes. Her mother looked really well for her age and was lean as well. The fact that the father was absent did not miss me, but the mother did not have compensatory over-dominant personality, seemed more like a good mother-daughter relationship, which kinda implies that the father figure is still there.

Wtf am I supposed to do? I literally got erect during my run thinking about all the weirdness that will ensue. I have to share the toilet, the kitchen, the shower. The walls are so thin you can hear people breathing.

How am I ever supposed to even take a shit now? JFL, I've literally lost all my freedom and I am probably going to hear non-stop how chads plow through her every week. FUCK.

 

[Deleted member 10176]

dn rd fuck her raw

 

[Deleted member 6723]

rape

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

if you dont get a threesome kys faggot

 

[antiantifa]

rape

Ngl not my thing and I have a good career going for me in the future of being a corporate slave.

dn rd fuck her raw

Too high inhib to risk a child.

if you dont get a threesome kys faggot

Yeah, it'll be me, her and Chad. We'll have a great time, of course...

 

[Deleted member 10185]

Its over.

 

[antiantifa]

Its over.

It never even began for me the moment I rolled being born half-ethnic.

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

She's a 5/10 in face, 7/10 in body. Short, lean and blonde. Very feminine kinda averagely-recessed lower third, but good eye area. Curly hair, blue eyes. Her mother looked really well for her age and was lean as well.

i thought the daughter is a child and did a double take lol

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

Fuck. I used to walk naked in my student apartment. I would shit massively without caring. My thrash would stink and I wouldn't care. I'm not socially active with females anyway, so why would I? I would make all kind of weird selfies and faces. I'd leave my dishes for days. I'd play loud music. I would sing. I'd even smoke blunts inside, I don't care.

But fuck, today I was fucking around out of the shower, taking bunch of selfies, suddenly I hear the door being opened. I was already dressed cause I was preparing for a HIIT routine, so I helped the person open the door and I saw a blond mature female. Then I saw her daughter. At that moment I knew I was fucked, it's like there was this tension inside me knowing I will never have freedom I had in my apartment anymore. They started talking to me and I just kind of went full autism mode, pretended like I was in a hurry, then quickly cleaned up the kitchen and left.

She's a 5/10 in face, 7/10 in body. Short, lean and blonde. Very feminine kinda averagely-recessed lower third, but good eye area. Curly hair, blue eyes. Her mother looked really well for her age and was lean as well. The fact that the father was absent did not miss me, but the mother did not have compensatory over-dominant personality, seemed more like a good mother-daughter relationship, which kinda implies that the father figure is still there.

Wtf am I supposed to do? I literally got erect during my run thinking about all the weirdness that will ensue. I have to share the toilet, the kitchen, the shower. The walls are so thin you can hear people breathing.

How am I ever supposed to even take a shit now? JFL, I've literally lost all my freedom and I am probably going to hear non-stop how chads plow through her every week. FUCK.

Autism holy shit

 

[antiantifa]

i thought the daughter is a child and did a double take lol

She's about my age or older.

Autism holy shit

I am autistic with females, I don't deny it.

 

[Deleted member 12303]

That would give me anxiety

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

She's about my age or older.

I am autistic with females, I don't deny it.

Yeah I am autistic with everyone but bruh just act like you normally would *but with clothes on* she can’t exactly do much

 

[antiantifa]

That would give me anxiety

It did. But what the fuck do I do now? How am I supposed to shit in my own house? For real.

Yeah I am autistic with everyone but bruh just act like you normally would *but with clothes on* she can’t exactly do much

She can take them off.

 

[Deleted member 3990]

 

[Attorney]

Just keep doing these things (except maybe walking around naked tbh).

 

[Deleted member 4696]

bro if you dont shoot your shot kys

 

[Deleted member 11835]

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

It did. But what the fuck do I do now? How am I supposed to shit in my own house? For real.

She can take them off.

Okay smooth I will give you that

 

[Deleted member 12303]

It did. But what the fuck do I do now? How am I supposed to shit in my own house? For real.

She can take them off.

Dude i dont even know i prevented myself from getting into interactions with foids ever since i realized im subhuman

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

bro if you dont shoot your shot kys

Inb4 rejected and even more awkward

 

[Deleted member 2214]

But aren't you Chad OP?

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Rap time

 

[Deleted member 4696]

Inb4 rejected and even more awkward

facts, but imagine walking around naked with a 9 inch and she starts flirting,paradisemaxxed life tbh.on a srs note if she ends up liking him it would be tera lifefuel

 

[antiantifa]

Just keep doing these things (except maybe walking around naked tbh).

I eat 50-100 gram of fiber per day, my shits are astronomical, they stink and they take about 15 minutes.

bro if you dont shoot your shot kys

Lmao I can't get rejected if I never shoot my shot, mate. Imagine how awkward shit will be if I do? Also what about the infamous rule : "Don't shit where you eat".

Nope, legit. I am a student so I live in a student complex. It's an apartment shared by 2 people. My old roommate left because of corona restrictions.

Okay smooth I will give you that

Dude i dont even know i prevented myself from getting into interactions with foids ever since i realized im subhuman

Lmao I was actually afraid it was gonna be a foid cause I was expecting a roommate.

Inb4 rejected and even more awkward

Yep.

But aren't you Chad OP?

Look up my pictures. 2-3 PSL face.

facts, but imagine walking around naked with a 9 inch and she starts flirting,paradisemaxxed life tbh.on a srs note if she ends up liking him it would be tera lifefuel

Lol my pipi is 6cm flaccid actually.

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

facts, but imagine walking around naked with a 9 inch and she starts flirting,paradisemaxxed life tbh.on a srs note if she ends up liking him it would be tera lifefuel

Tfw something reminiscent of that happened to me but by that point she already made it clear she liked me, it was just even more after lol.

would be lifefuel but never gonna happen though

 

[Attorney]

I eat 50-100 gram of fiber per day, my shits are astronomical, they stink and they take about 15 minutes.

So?

 

[Deleted member 4696]

I eat 50-100 gram of fiber per day, my shits are astronomical, they stink and they take about 15 minutes.


Lmao I can't get rejected if I never shoot my shot, mate. Imagine how awkward shit will be if I do? Also what about the infamous rule : "Don't shit where you eat".

Nope, legit. I am a student so I live in a student complex. It's an apartment shared by 2 people. My old roommate left because of corona restrictions.

Lmao I was actually afraid it was gonna be a foid cause I was expecting a roommate.

Yep.

Look up my pictures. 2-3 PSL face.

Lol my pipi is 6cm flaccid actually.

"Lol my pipi is 6cm flaccid actually."brutal

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

I eat 50-100 gram of fiber per day, my shits are astronomical, they stink and they take about 15 minutes.


Lmao I can't get rejected if I never shoot my shot, mate. Imagine how awkward shit will be if I do? Also what about the infamous rule : "Don't shit where you eat".

Nope, legit. I am a student so I live in a student complex. It's an apartment shared by 2 people. My old roommate left because of corona restrictions.

Lmao I was actually afraid it was gonna be a foid cause I was expecting a roommate.

Yep.

Look up my pictures. 2-3 PSL face.

Lol my pipi is 6cm flaccid actually.

Buy air freshener for afterwards

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Look up my pictures. 2-3 PSL face..

Looks like Gigachad.

 

[Acnno]

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

Looks like Gigachad.

Let’s see?

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Let’s see?

@antiantifa I found one of your pics, can I link it?

 

[antiantifa]

So?

I mean I eventually won't care so it doesn't matter, but there will always be some mental tension present during the shit. It's just uncanny shitting and knowing someone will hear you and smell you. It's a natural instinct to be afraid of predators during shitting, so people try to shit in solitude.

Tfw something reminiscent of that happened to me but by that point she already made it clear she liked me, it was just even more after lol.

would be lifefuel but never gonna happen though

Sounds like a typical movie tbh, ngl.

"Lol my pipi is 6cm flaccid actually."brutal

Yeah, at least it's average erect, but it's brootal being 6'3 and having 6cm flaccid. It looks extremely small.

@antiantifa I found one of your pics, can I link it?

Sure

Looks like Gigachad.

Lmao more like gigamongol.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Let’s see?

https://looksmax.org/threads/gtfih-...r-at-your-own-risk.276688/page-2#post-4875886

 

[antiantifa]

Buy air freshener for afterwards

Doesn't help. It's a cheap complex. The water and the shit you flush basically gets stuck somewhere under the toilet, sometime it comes up. There's a permanently bad smell there. You can smell the fermenting urine and shit.

 

[antiantifa]

https://looksmax.org/threads/gtfih-...r-at-your-own-risk.276688/page-2#post-4875886

Lol u only linked my eye area which is best feauture of my face, there is one more below with my lower third it changes everything without the mask.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Lol u only linked my eye area which is best feauture of my face, there is one more below with my lower third it changes everything without the mask.

Never take the mask off then ok? Your eye area isn't bad.

 

[Deleted member 6095]

How could you not know your roommate would be a foid? Dont the landlords give a notice or something?

Well anyways I expect some good stories and at least 1 ascension from this

 

[antiantifa]

Never take the mask off then ok? Your eye area isn't bad.

I know it's not bad lol. But look at my lower third JFL it ruins all the harmony.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

I know it's not bad lol. But look at my lower third JFL it ruins all the harmony.

I imagine a Chad jaw and a crimson chin.

 

[antiantifa]

How could you not know your roommate would be a foid? Dont the landlords give a notice or something?

Well anyways I expect some good stories and at least 1 ascension from this

Nope, it's a big organization, they don't give a fuck. Sometimes they come to repair shit without notice. There will be autistic stories, no ascension for sure.

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

Sounds like a typical movie tbh, ngl.

Maybe if you ignore the fact I was blAckout drunk and had been sick, the fact she still liked it was kinda gross

Lol u only linked my eye area which is best feauture of my face, there is one more below with my lower third it changes everything without the mask.

Need to darken your outer edges of brows btw

Doesn't help. It's a cheap complex. The water and the shit you flush basically gets stuck somewhere under the toilet, sometime it comes up. There's a permanently bad smell there. You can smell the fermenting urine and shit.

that sounds like shit ngl

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

So they just automatically assign you a roommate? That sucks ass if so. And I don't think it really matters if you take loud shits or whatever wlse. You probably won't be able to leave the dishes or play super loud music but other than that what is she going to do, report you for taking loud shits and singing in the shower?

 

[Deleted member 6095]

Nope, it's a big organization, they don't give a fuck. Sometimes they come to repair shit without notice. There will be autistic stories, no ascension for sure.

Idk mere exposure effect is 100% real. She will become more attracted to you just by seeing you repeatedly.

 

[Deleted member 4696]

So they just automatically assign you a roommate? That sucks ass if so. And I don't think it really matters if you take loud shits or whatever wlse. You probably won't be able to leave the dishes or play super loud music but other than that what is she going to do, report you for taking loud shits and singing in the shower?

its about the awkwardness same reason as to why people dont take shits at school,this mf will have a foid smelling his shits giga over could never be me

 

[Attorney]

there is one more below with my lower third it changes everything without the mask.

Where is the pic?

 

[antiantifa]

I imagine a Chad jaw and a crimson chin.

Lol, look at this then:

obvious lower third failo compared to eye area:

Maybe if you ignore the fact I was blAckout drunk and had been sick, the fact she still liked it was kinda gross



Need to darken your outer edges of brows btw



that sounds like shit ngl

How do I darken the brows? Make-up or something else?

So they just automatically assign you a roommate? That sucks ass if so. And I don't think it really matters if you take loud shits or whatever wlse. You probably won't be able to leave the dishes or play super loud music but other than that what is she going to do, report you for taking loud shits and singing in the shower?

True, but still kinda awkward man, I enjoy my pooping time tbh.

Idk mere exposure effect is 100% real. She will become more attracted to you just by seeing you repeatedly.

True. Lifefuel tbh.

its about the awkwardness same reason as to why people dont take shits at school,this mf will have a foid smelling his shits giga over could never be me

I took shits at school np, I don't care what people I'll likely never talk to think of me. But knowing there will always be small awkward talks makes the shitting weird, man.

 

[antiantifa]

Where is the pic?

I can't even find it myself, it was in some thread with @streege

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Lol, look at this then:


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Do you have crooked teeth too? JFL at your lips.

 

[antiantifa]

Do you have crooked teeth too? JFL at your lips.

JFL if you knew how small my lips looked from distance, the camera makes them bigger.

And yeah my lower teeth are crooked and crowded, upper palate looks good though.