My nostrils are constantly flared

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I thought they were really wide, but it’s just cos they flare out any time I breathe in the slightest bit harder than usual, or when moving etc

Apparently this isn’t normal and suggests an issue with your breathing, yet my airflow is completely fine. My nostrils are just almost permanently about 25% larger than they are at rest
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This happens when I just move about, like taking a piss etc
 
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I thought they were really wide, but it’s just cos they flare out any time I breathe in the slightest bit harder than usual, or when moving etc

Apparently this isn’t normal and suggests an issue with your breathing, yet my airflow is completely fine. My nostrils are just almost permanently about 25% larger than they are at rest
theres an easy fix for this.
 
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Use liquid nitrogen on them
 
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i had a flared nostril too and i fixed it without botox.
No you didn’t, but elab
I don’t mean the structure of my nostril is flared at rest, and thus in alarplasty territory. The muscles just easily contract and flare them out from their original position
 
No you didn’t, but elab
I don’t mean the structure of my nostril is flared at rest, and thus in alarplasty territory. The muscles just easily contract and flare them out from their original position
yes, i had the latter too. i fixed it in 2 weeks.
 
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I thought they were really wide, but it’s just cos they flare out any time I breathe in the slightest bit harder than usual, or when moving etc

Apparently this isn’t normal and suggests an issue with your breathing, yet my airflow is completely fine. My nostrils are just almost permanently about 25% larger than they are at rest
Video of deep inhale:
View attachment 4957765
This happens when I just move about, like taking a piss etc
@Jason Voorhees what would be your reaction when you woke up early in the morning and saw this
 
@Jason Voorhees what would be your reaction when you woke up early in the morning and saw this
Why would he wake up early in the morning and see this?
 
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I thought they were really wide, but it’s just cos they flare out any time I breathe in the slightest bit harder than usual, or when moving etc

Apparently this isn’t normal and suggests an issue with your breathing, yet my airflow is completely fine. My nostrils are just almost permanently about 25% larger than they are at rest
Video of deep inhale:
View attachment 4957765
This happens when I just move about, like taking a piss etc
Tbh breathing issue usually leads to dental or physical posture

Check with it
 
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But I did mention breathing issues lad

So +1
I said it’s more likely asthma than posture, not that I have asthma

I do often feel breathless but that’s the only symptom
 
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I said it’s more likely asthma than posture, not that I have asthma

I do often feel breathless but that’s the only symptom
Dammn how did you handle that with your job?

I reckon your previous job involved more physical activity I believe
 
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Dammn how did you handle that with your job?

I reckon your previous job involved more physical activity I believe
It involved lifting stuff
I just get breathless randomly, like currently. Usually happens when I go up stairs too

Also, I used to be really fit as a kid and then later started feeling really unfit when playing football, despite training and playing 1-3x a week and not being that sedentary otherwise, and being borderline underweight
 
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It involved lifting stuff
I just get breathless randomly, like currently. Usually happens when I go up stairs too

Also, I used to be really fit as a kid and then later started feeling really unfit when playing football, despite training and playing 1-3x a week and not being that sedentary otherwise, and being borderline underweight
I see

Did you get it checked from a doc or nah?
Cus usually symptoms like these may have a different story altogether
 
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I see

Did you get it checked from a doc or nah?
Cus usually symptoms like these may have a different story altogether
Nah but I did have an echocardiogram for my heart cos of chest pain and a very faint innocent murmur, but it was fine
 
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Nah but I did have an echocardiogram for my heart cos of chest pain and a very faint innocent murmur, but it was fine
mirin

stay safe man, i need your shitposts to cure my inceldom
 
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