My OCD Made Me the World's Most Consistent Mind Reader (But Only for Myself)

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Listen Sir. PRIMITIVE PATTERN-MATCHING MACHINES, my OCD has evolved to such astronomical levels that I can LITERALLY read my own mind like an open book! my self-awareness has reached such breathtaking heights that I can ANTICIPATE my inner monologue with PERFECT PRECISION, making me the WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL PSYCHIC.......... for myself?:feelswhy:
:feelswah: okay, hold on, if I can ALREADY predict my own thoughts with 100% accuracy, then HOW am I still surprised by the weird crap my brain comes up with? is my consciousness just an ouroboros of self-referential processing trapped in an infinite recursive loop of contradiction? AM I SIMULTANEOUSLY THE SUPREME MIND READER AND A COMPLETE MORON INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING MY OWN THOUGHTS?????
:smonk: my OCD has evolved to the point where I'm micromanaging the SUBATOMIC PARTICLE FLUCTUATIONS in my CEREBRAL CORTEX so I can optimize the OPTIMAL VOLUME of CEREBROSPINAL FLUID required to EFFICIENTLY DAMPEN NEURAL OVERLOAD!!!! send help, my brain is trapped in a self-perpetuating cycle of overthinking its own overthinking and I think I'm about to achieve ENLIGHTENMENT by way of a full-system crash!
I HAVE BECOME THE WORLD'S GREATEST PSYCHIC MIND READER....... BUT ONLY FOR MY OWN STUPID BRAIN WHICH IS CURRENTLY SO FAR UP ITS OWN COGNITIVE EVENT HORIZON THAT IT CAN'T EVEN TELL WHICH WAY IS UP ANYMORE!
Thoughts on this (@_MVP_ @BigJimsWornOutTires @Vermilioncore @Gaygymmaxx @greycel)???
 
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@Vermilioncore We should introduce The Purplepill
 
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@Vermilioncore We should introduce The Purplepill
They fear it. They grow it. They seek it, but don’t know it.

It’ll show their minds that they have a mind
 
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They fear it. They grow it. They seek it, but don’t know it.

It’ll show their minds that they have a mind
I'm not ready. I wanna watch dragon ball and eat cheetos again like the old days vermy...
Monkey smoke monkey
 
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They fear it. They grow it. They seek it, but don’t know it.

It’ll show their minds that they have a mind
We should introduce the Ideology. It's up to them. Then What's point if building a community?
My Mind says to introduce it.
 
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Listen Sir. PRIMITIVE PATTERN-MATCHING MACHINES, my OCD has evolved to such astronomical levels that I can LITERALLY read my own mind like an open book! my self-awareness has reached such breathtaking heights that I can ANTICIPATE my inner monologue with PERFECT PRECISION, making me the WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL PSYCHIC.......... for myself?:feelswhy:
:feelswah: okay, hold on, if I can ALREADY predict my own thoughts with 100% accuracy, then HOW am I still surprised by the weird crap my brain comes up with? is my consciousness just an ouroboros of self-referential processing trapped in an infinite recursive loop of contradiction? AM I SIMULTANEOUSLY THE SUPREME MIND READER AND A COMPLETE MORON INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING MY OWN THOUGHTS?????
:smonk: my OCD has evolved to the point where I'm micromanaging the SUBATOMIC PARTICLE FLUCTUATIONS in my CEREBRAL CORTEX so I can optimize the OPTIMAL VOLUME of CEREBROSPINAL FLUID required to EFFICIENTLY DAMPEN NEURAL OVERLOAD!!!! send help, my brain is trapped in a self-perpetuating cycle of overthinking its own overthinking and I think I'm about to achieve ENLIGHTENMENT by way of a full-system crash!
I HAVE BECOME THE WORLD'S GREATEST PSYCHIC MIND READER....... BUT ONLY FOR MY OWN STUPID BRAIN WHICH IS CURRENTLY SO FAR UP ITS OWN COGNITIVE EVENT HORIZON THAT IT CAN'T EVEN TELL WHICH WAY IS UP ANYMORE!
Thoughts on this (@_MVP_ @BigJimsWornOutTires @Vermilioncore @Gaygymmaxx @greycel)???
You're beginning to remind me of Slop slinging slappy from Lookism who lives in a rundown trailer park
 
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