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This is how I'm officially going to execute my plan wit HGH as a broke 16.5 year old.

PLAN:
- Tomorrow, I will be buying a 100 dollar pre paid Mastercard (it's my only option)
- I'll force myself to work during 2/3 months of the summer vacation at some slave job that pays 900 per month
- With the cash, I'll go deposit at an ATM (praying it works with prepaid Mastercards or it's over for everything)
- I will be buying:
1) 100 insulin syringes (30 euros)
2) 100 alcohol swabs (7 euros)
3) 100IU of HGH (200 euros)
4) Mini fridge (although loud)/ Mini insulin cooler box (very pricey and barely any place for my recipients) (? euros)
- The shipping will be:
1) At a friend's house, make him say it's for a friend (they all said no it's over)
2) At my house, telling my parents it's for a friends (come back with real money acting like he pays me for this)
3) At an abandoned house so i can pick it up in pure safety
- I will be storing the HGH in my mini fridge/insulin cooler box under my double bed between 3-8°C
- I will be pinning before sleep 7IU of HGH daily in my outer thigh for a total of 6 months


MONEY:
Money after summer vacation = 1800 euros
Cost per month = 400 euros
Cost for 6 months = 2400 euros
Missing = 600 euros

PROBLEMS:
- What do i tell my parents when they ask where all my student money went?
- What's a good method if i ship to my house to make my parents 100% believe that i don't know what is shipped to us?
- Can i deposit a large amount of money in a prepaid Mastercard?
- If so, does the prepaid Mastercard work on most websites or will i have to transfer my money to an online PayPal account (only 2 options for me to pay)
- What ways to get the missing bills, i can't work for neighbors because it's obvious so i have to make money undercover
 
This is how I'm officially going to execute my plan wit HGH as a broke 16.5 year old.

PLAN:
- Tomorrow, I will be buying a 100 dollar pre paid Mastercard (it's my only option)
- I'll force myself to work during 2/3 months of the summer vacation at some slave job that pays 900 per month
- With the cash, I'll go deposit at an ATM (praying it works with prepaid Mastercards or it's over for everything)
- I will be buying:
1) 100 insulin syringes (30 euros)
2) 100 alcohol swabs (7 euros)
3) 100IU of HGH (200 euros)
4) Mini fridge (although loud)/ Mini insulin cooler box (very pricey and barely any place for my recipients) (? euros)
- The shipping will be:
1) At a friend's house, make him say it's for a friend (they all said no it's over)
2) At my house, telling my parents it's for a friends (come back with real money acting like he pays me for this)
3) At an abandoned house so i can pick it up in pure safety
- I will be storing the HGH in my mini fridge/insulin cooler box under my double bed between 3-8°C
- I will be pinning before sleep 7IU of HGH daily in my outer thigh for a total of 6 months


MONEY:
Money after summer vacation = 1800 euros
Cost per month = 400 euros
Cost for 6 months = 2400 euros
Missing = 600 euros

PROBLEMS:
- What do i tell my parents when they ask where all my student money went?
- What's a good method if i ship to my house to make my parents 100% believe that i don't know what is shipped to us?
- Can i deposit a large amount of money in a prepaid Mastercard?
- If so, does the prepaid Mastercard work on most websites or will i have to transfer my money to an online PayPal account (only 2 options for me to pay)
- What ways to get the missing bills, i can't work for neighbors because it's obvious so i have to make money undercover.
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This is how I'm officially going to execute my plan wit HGH as a broke 16.5 year old.

PLAN:
- Tomorrow, I will be buying a 100 dollar pre paid Mastercard (it's my only option)
- I'll force myself to work during 2/3 months of the summer vacation at some slave job that pays 900 per month
- With the cash, I'll go deposit at an ATM (praying it works with prepaid Mastercards or it's over for everything)
- I will be buying:
1) 100 insulin syringes (30 euros)
2) 100 alcohol swabs (7 euros)
3) 100IU of HGH (200 euros)
4) Mini fridge (although loud)/ Mini insulin cooler box (very pricey and barely any place for my recipients) (? euros)
- The shipping will be:
1) At a friend's house, make him say it's for a friend (they all said no it's over)
2) At my house, telling my parents it's for a friends (come back with real money acting like he pays me for this)
3) At an abandoned house so i can pick it up in pure safety
- I will be storing the HGH in my mini fridge/insulin cooler box under my double bed between 3-8°C
- I will be pinning before sleep 7IU of HGH daily in my outer thigh for a total of 6 months


MONEY:
Money after summer vacation = 1800 euros
Cost per month = 400 euros
Cost for 6 months = 2400 euros
Missing = 600 euros

PROBLEMS:
- What do i tell my parents when they ask where all my student money went?
- What's a good method if i ship to my house to make my parents 100% believe that i don't know what is shipped to us?
- Can i deposit a large amount of money in a prepaid Mastercard?
- If so, does the prepaid Mastercard work on most websites or will i have to transfer my money to an online PayPal account (only 2 options for me to pay)
- What ways to get the missing bills, i can't work for neighbors because it's obvious so i have to make money undercover
youre better off buying a crypto account which offers Virtual debit cards and depositing crypto in it
 
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Where do you live that you even make 900/month?
 
:feelswhy: get a diff job bru
 
If your old enough, you can try a PO box and get it sent there, age req depends on country tho
 
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This is how I'm officially going to execute my plan wit HGH as a broke 16.5 year old.

PLAN:
- Tomorrow, I will be buying a 100 dollar pre paid Mastercard (it's my only option)
- I'll force myself to work during 2/3 months of the summer vacation at some slave job that pays 900 per month
- With the cash, I'll go deposit at an ATM (praying it works with prepaid Mastercards or it's over for everything)
- I will be buying:
1) 100 insulin syringes (30 euros)
2) 100 alcohol swabs (7 euros)
3) 100IU of HGH (200 euros)
4) Mini fridge (although loud)/ Mini insulin cooler box (very pricey and barely any place for my recipients) (? euros)
- The shipping will be:
1) At a friend's house, make him say it's for a friend (they all said no it's over)
2) At my house, telling my parents it's for a friends (come back with real money acting like he pays me for this)
3) At an abandoned house so i can pick it up in pure safety
- I will be storing the HGH in my mini fridge/insulin cooler box under my double bed between 3-8°C
- I will be pinning before sleep 7IU of HGH daily in my outer thigh for a total of 6 months


MONEY:
Money after summer vacation = 1800 euros
Cost per month = 400 euros
Cost for 6 months = 2400 euros
Missing = 600 euros

PROBLEMS:
- What do i tell my parents when they ask where all my student money went?
- What's a good method if i ship to my house to make my parents 100% believe that i don't know what is shipped to us?
- Can i deposit a large amount of money in a prepaid Mastercard?
- If so, does the prepaid Mastercard work on most websites or will i have to transfer my money to an online PayPal account (only 2 options for me to pay)
- What ways to get the missing bills, i can't work for neighbors because it's obvious so i have to make money undercover
Cool plan man, minin.
 
This is how I'm officially going to execute my plan wit HGH as a broke 16.5 year old.

PLAN:
- Tomorrow, I will be buying a 100 dollar pre paid Mastercard (it's my only option)
- I'll force myself to work during 2/3 months of the summer vacation at some slave job that pays 900 per month
- With the cash, I'll go deposit at an ATM (praying it works with prepaid Mastercards or it's over for everything)
- I will be buying:
1) 100 insulin syringes (30 euros)
2) 100 alcohol swabs (7 euros)
3) 100IU of HGH (200 euros)
4) Mini fridge (although loud)/ Mini insulin cooler box (very pricey and barely any place for my recipients) (? euros)
- The shipping will be:
1) At a friend's house, make him say it's for a friend (they all said no it's over)
2) At my house, telling my parents it's for a friends (come back with real money acting like he pays me for this)
3) At an abandoned house so i can pick it up in pure safety
- I will be storing the HGH in my mini fridge/insulin cooler box under my double bed between 3-8°C
- I will be pinning before sleep 7IU of HGH daily in my outer thigh for a total of 6 months


MONEY:
Money after summer vacation = 1800 euros
Cost per month = 400 euros
Cost for 6 months = 2400 euros
Missing = 600 euros

PROBLEMS:
- What do i tell my parents when they ask where all my student money went?
- What's a good method if i ship to my house to make my parents 100% believe that i don't know what is shipped to us?
- Can i deposit a large amount of money in a prepaid Mastercard?
- If so, does the prepaid Mastercard work on most websites or will i have to transfer my money to an online PayPal account (only 2 options for me to pay)
- What ways to get the missing bills, i can't work for neighbors because it's obvious so i have to make money undercover
yo where did you find hgh for that cheap bro wtf
 
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This is how I'm officially going to execute my plan wit HGH as a broke 16.5 year old.

PLAN:
- Tomorrow, I will be buying a 100 dollar pre paid Mastercard (it's my only option)
- I'll force myself to work during 2/3 months of the summer vacation at some slave job that pays 900 per month
- With the cash, I'll go deposit at an ATM (praying it works with prepaid Mastercards or it's over for everything)
- I will be buying:
1) 100 insulin syringes (30 euros)
2) 100 alcohol swabs (7 euros)
3) 100IU of HGH (200 euros)
4) Mini fridge (although loud)/ Mini insulin cooler box (very pricey and barely any place for my recipients) (? euros)
- The shipping will be:
1) At a friend's house, make him say it's for a friend (they all said no it's over)
2) At my house, telling my parents it's for a friends (come back with real money acting like he pays me for this)
3) At an abandoned house so i can pick it up in pure safety
- I will be storing the HGH in my mini fridge/insulin cooler box under my double bed between 3-8°C
- I will be pinning before sleep 7IU of HGH daily in my outer thigh for a total of 6 months


MONEY:
Money after summer vacation = 1800 euros
Cost per month = 400 euros
Cost for 6 months = 2400 euros
Missing = 600 euros

PROBLEMS:
- What do i tell my parents when they ask where all my student money went?
- What's a good method if i ship to my house to make my parents 100% believe that i don't know what is shipped to us?
- Can i deposit a large amount of money in a prepaid Mastercard?
- If so, does the prepaid Mastercard work on most websites or will i have to transfer my money to an online PayPal account (only 2 options for me to pay)
- What ways to get the missing bills, i can't work for neighbors because it's obvious so i have to make money undercover
get a sibiling or someone you trust thats 18+ to get you a PO box then pick it up there

the prepaid card might not work just depends on where ur sourcing
 
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since typing this i found a source that gives me 360 iu for 120 dollars
i know this guy on tiktok "mentalcel66" legitimately has insane deals, but how tf do you find 360IU for this cheap, are you sure it's even tested and pure?
 
This is how I'm officially going to execute my plan wit HGH as a broke 16.5 year old.

PLAN:
- Tomorrow, I will be buying a 100 dollar pre paid Mastercard (it's my only option)
- I'll force myself to work during 2/3 months of the summer vacation at some slave job that pays 900 per month
- With the cash, I'll go deposit at an ATM (praying it works with prepaid Mastercards or it's over for everything)
- I will be buying:
1) 100 insulin syringes (30 euros)
2) 100 alcohol swabs (7 euros)
3) 100IU of HGH (200 euros)
4) Mini fridge (although loud)/ Mini insulin cooler box (very pricey and barely any place for my recipients) (? euros)
- The shipping will be:
1) At a friend's house, make him say it's for a friend (they all said no it's over)
2) At my house, telling my parents it's for a friends (come back with real money acting like he pays me for this)
3) At an abandoned house so i can pick it up in pure safety
- I will be storing the HGH in my mini fridge/insulin cooler box under my double bed between 3-8°C
- I will be pinning before sleep 7IU of HGH daily in my outer thigh for a total of 6 months


MONEY:
Money after summer vacation = 1800 euros
Cost per month = 400 euros
Cost for 6 months = 2400 euros
Missing = 600 euros

PROBLEMS:
- What do i tell my parents when they ask where all my student money went?
- What's a good method if i ship to my house to make my parents 100% believe that i don't know what is shipped to us?
- Can i deposit a large amount of money in a prepaid Mastercard?
- If so, does the prepaid Mastercard work on most websites or will i have to transfer my money to an online PayPal account (only 2 options for me to pay)
- What ways to get the missing bills, i can't work for neighbors because it's obvious so i have to make money undercover
You can get 100iu for so much cheaper but then again idk if you’re buying Chinese generic or resold gh off something like kits4less
 
i know this guy on tiktok "mentalcel66" legitimately has insane deals, but how tf do you find 360IU for this cheap, are you sure it's even tested and pure?
Don’t buy off him for the love of god…
 
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i know this guy on tiktok "mentalcel66" legitimately has insane deals, but how tf do you find 360IU for this cheap, are you sure it's even tested and pure?
its a legit chinese vendor, test results are over 99percent pure. Its 120 for 36 iu kit and the shipping there is all 50 dollars. Whats your cycle plan?
 
its a legit chinese vendor, test results are over 99percent pure. Its 120 for 36 iu kit and the shipping there is all 50 dollars. Whats your cycle plan?
I will be pinning before sleep 7IU of HGH daily in my outer thigh for a total of 6 months
unfortunately as of right now everything is against me so i have to give it time.
 
unfortunately as of right now everything is against me so i have to give it time.
Look at these prices bro, just buy off these guys dont trust that tiktoker whos selling you bunk shit
 

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This is how I'm officially going to execute my plan wit HGH as a broke 16.5 year old.

PLAN:
- Tomorrow, I will be buying a 100 dollar pre paid Mastercard (it's my only option)
- I'll force myself to work during 2/3 months of the summer vacation at some slave job that pays 900 per month
- With the cash, I'll go deposit at an ATM (praying it works with prepaid Mastercards or it's over for everything)
- I will be buying:
1) 100 insulin syringes (30 euros)
2) 100 alcohol swabs (7 euros)
3) 100IU of HGH (200 euros)
4) Mini fridge (although loud)/ Mini insulin cooler box (very pricey and barely any place for my recipients) (? euros)
- The shipping will be:
1) At a friend's house, make him say it's for a friend (they all said no it's over)
2) At my house, telling my parents it's for a friends (come back with real money acting like he pays me for this)
3) At an abandoned house so i can pick it up in pure safety
- I will be storing the HGH in my mini fridge/insulin cooler box under my double bed between 3-8°C
- I will be pinning before sleep 7IU of HGH daily in my outer thigh for a total of 6 months


MONEY:
Money after summer vacation = 1800 euros
Cost per month = 400 euros
Cost for 6 months = 2400 euros
Missing = 600 euros

PROBLEMS:
- What do i tell my parents when they ask where all my student money went?
- What's a good method if i ship to my house to make my parents 100% believe that i don't know what is shipped to us?
- Can i deposit a large amount of money in a prepaid Mastercard?
- If so, does the prepaid Mastercard work on most websites or will i have to transfer my money to an online PayPal account (only 2 options for me to pay)
- What ways to get the missing bills, i can't work for neighbors because it's obvious so i have to make money undercover
U can tell ur parent u started a business, get some t shirt with a fake brand fake logo etc, and tell them You started selling shirts, it could last a bit of time but when they ask you where are the profits u are cooked
 
This is how I'm officially going to execute my plan wit HGH as a broke 16.5 year old.

PLAN:
- Tomorrow, I will be buying a 100 dollar pre paid Mastercard (it's my only option)
- I'll force myself to work during 2/3 months of the summer vacation at some slave job that pays 900 per month
- With the cash, I'll go deposit at an ATM (praying it works with prepaid Mastercards or it's over for everything)
- I will be buying:
1) 100 insulin syringes (30 euros)
2) 100 alcohol swabs (7 euros)
3) 100IU of HGH (200 euros)
4) Mini fridge (although loud)/ Mini insulin cooler box (very pricey and barely any place for my recipients) (? euros)
- The shipping will be:
1) At a friend's house, make him say it's for a friend (they all said no it's over)
2) At my house, telling my parents it's for a friends (come back with real money acting like he pays me for this)
3) At an abandoned house so i can pick it up in pure safety
- I will be storing the HGH in my mini fridge/insulin cooler box under my double bed between 3-8°C
- I will be pinning before sleep 7IU of HGH daily in my outer thigh for a total of 6 months


MONEY:
Money after summer vacation = 1800 euros
Cost per month = 400 euros
Cost for 6 months = 2400 euros
Missing = 600 euros

PROBLEMS:
- What do i tell my parents when they ask where all my student money went?
- What's a good method if i ship to my house to make my parents 100% believe that i don't know what is shipped to us?
- Can i deposit a large amount of money in a prepaid Mastercard?
- If so, does the prepaid Mastercard work on most websites or will i have to transfer my money to an online PayPal account (only 2 options for me to pay)
- What ways to get the missing bills, i can't work for neighbors because it's obvious so i have to make money undercover
How did it go
 
How did it go
Failed miserably. I got scammed by the cashier for 100 bucks, got rejected from every job, and lost a big part of my sanity since it was my only plan. I've accepted my fate though, and I feel a bit better. ☹️
 
Failed miserably. I got scammed by the cashier for 100 bucks, got rejected from every job, and lost a big part of my sanity since it was my only plan. I've accepted my fate though, and I feel a bit better. ☹️
Wym the cashier
 
Wym the cashier

i gave up btw all my friends know my plans, ill get a job next vacation and cope alone :lul:
 

i gave up btw all my friends know my plans, ill get a job next vacation and cope alone :lul:
Why does ur friends knowing ur plan mean its over?
 
Why does ur friends knowing ur plan mean its over?
"it's too dangerous broooooo" - soyboy friend
I convinced my arab frined to pay for me cause he himself is kind of in need of hgh but i don't have the money yet and i have nothing to sell or even trade.
it's tough to swallow the fact that if those fucking retard emplyes accepted me earlier, everything would'vev been just fine.
 
"it's too dangerous broooooo" - soyboy friend
I convinced my arab frined to pay for me cause he himself is kind of in need of hgh but i don't have the money yet and i have nothing to sell or even trade.
it's tough to swallow the fact that if those fucking retard emplyes accepted me earlier, everything would'vev been just fine.
Look up peptide peter on tiktok, thank me later
 
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"it's too dangerous broooooo" - soyboy friend
I convinced my arab frined to pay for me cause he himself is kind of in need of hgh but i don't have the money yet and i have nothing to sell or even trade.
it's tough to swallow the fact that if those fucking retard emplyes accepted me earlier, everything would'vev been just fine.
Tell me how u feel now
 
Tell me how u feel now
it's mostly water but i'll just put it like this, don't worry anymore it's all good, i have plans and i'll talk about them again when the time comes.
For now though:
 
it's mostly water but i'll just put it like this, don't worry anymore it's all good, i have plans and i'll talk about them again when the time comes.
For now though:
water meaning?
 
i don't associate anything with this website, sorry. But you can pm me here and i'll answer
lol its okay but why? Also i just followed u on here
 
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