My oneitis and I share the birthday

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We were born on the same exact day, just a few hours apart. Our birthday is very very soon.


Also, she is aware of this fact.


Being socially retarded, I have an entire convo ready in my mind.


"Happy birthday, [my name]"


-hahaha, thanks, happy bday to you too


Then I laugh.


I lowkey hope she won't congratulate me bc when I was exercising this convo in the mirror I failed 50% of the times.
 
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We were born on the same exact day, just a few hours apart. Our birthday is very very soon.


Also, she is aware of this fact.


Being socially retarded, I have an entire convo ready in my mind.


"Happy birthday, [my name]"


-hahaha, thanks, happy bday to you too


Then I laugh.


I lowkey hope she won't congratulate me bc when I was exercising this convo in the mirror I failed 50% of the times.
same day of same year?
 
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Just be low inhib :feelsgood:
 
Oneitis cuck
 
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We were born on the same exact day, just a few hours apart. Our birthday is very very soon.


Also, she is aware of this fact.


Being socially retarded, I have an entire convo ready in my mind.


"Happy birthday, [my name]"


-hahaha, thanks, happy bday to you too


Then I laugh.


I lowkey hope she won't congratulate me bc when I was exercising this convo in the mirror I failed 50% of the times.
She doesn't even acknowledge your existence, bucko. Dropping onetisicuckoldry is a thing you must do.
 
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same day of same year?
Yeah but its less surprising when you consider our school is divided in segments with different classes in each one, and these few classes are for our birthyear
 
She doesn't even acknowledge your existence, bucko. Dropping onetisicuckoldry is a thing you must do.
You think I am unaware of that?

Its fully chemical. In either case, she is the last one as this is the end of hs and I started liking her way before the bp
 
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I have an entire convo ready in my mind.


"Happy birthday, [my name]"


-hahaha, thanks, happy bday to you too


Then I laugh.
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Forgot about her bro
 
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Forgot about her bro
I mostly did anyway. I don't think I am able to fall in love with anyone ever again either, despite being raised with love my entire childhood.


In either case I won't even have anyone to fall in love with. I will be rotting alone the entire summer, riding my bike, playing video games and the guitar, and once the uni starts I will just go when I absolutely have to, thus not meeting anyone at all
 

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