My oneitis will be my first girlfriend

3links2

3links2

6'7 (200 cm) 24 in. bideltoid KHHV
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If me and my oneitis don't have a hot steamy makeout session and she tells me she loves me and she's never felt this way about someone before except for me and won't lose her virginity to anyone but me then I'm rotting in going to rot in my room for the rest of my days. If I get her in an LTR with me then I'm leaving this site for good, she's already young and a virgin, I cant ask for anything much else. If she rejects me then I'm going to rot on this forum for the rest of my life. I'm such a mentalcel that I literally cannot pick up on subtle IOI's and cannot differentiate between when a girl is just being nice or if she's really interested in me. Such is the predicament of a mentalcel, if I don't post something by the end of this month then that means my dream has came true, if I'm back before then then its over for me.
Pray for me guys, I've never had a girlfriend before, never met a girl who is worthy and a virgin, it's a 1/100000 shot and I need all the luck on my side. It all comes down to whether my bone structure properly stimulates her brain chemistry releasing enough hormones and stimulants for her to find me attractive enough. There's nothing I can do now but watch as the cards fall in or out of place, I've strategically positioned myself and now there is nothing to do but wait and see how things pan out, wish me luck.
 
You don’t know the amount of negative energy u will receive from jelouse incels for making this post

the energy alone will be enough to ruin it
 
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