My parents are going to kick me out at 18

[inversions]

They had this serious discussion with me yesterday

And they came to the conclusion that I have to leave the house at 18

How do I buy a house while earning £8/h working 2h a week

@Node @Glorious King @imontheloose @Jason Voorhees

 

[Jensonsahighlander]

tell them ur going to be a successful banker

 

[inversions]

tell them ur going to be a successful banker

No I'm gonna get on universal credit at 18 and LDAR for the rest of my life

 

[medialcanthus]

country?

 

[asdvek]

Brutal lmao you didn't even ask to be born, they brought u into this world without ur will and now they're gonna ruin ur life

 

[inversions]

country?

uk

 

[jaycc]

No I'm gonna get on universal credit at 18 and LDAR for the rest of my life

Nigga larped a high salary job wtf

 

[medialcanthus]

uk

 

[jaycc]

Brutal lmao you didn't even ask to be born, they brought u into this world without ur will and now they're gonna ruin ur life

They just disregard morals though

 

[Orka]

No I'm gonna get on universal credit at 18 and LDAR for the rest of my life

Living in a shared flat I'm assuming?

 

[inversions]

Nigga larped a high salary job wtf

I literally said it in the thread

It's known I earn £8/h and I'm 16

lol

 

[inversions]

Living in a shared flat I'm assuming?

I've got no clue

I just need to last a few months and then I think I can just use my university loans to cover accom for the next 3 years or so

 

[PSLbbc]

I thought you were atleast 55

 

[Jimcel]

Im in the same situation, but i may get kicked out earlier

if you study at college they can provide free housing in UK, then get a part time job 16+ hours a week.

 

[jaycc]

I literally said it in the thread

It's known I earn £8/h and I'm 16

lol

I believed you

 

[inversions]

Im in the same situation, but i may get kicked out earlier

if you study at college they can provide free housing in UK, then get a part time job 16+ hours a week.

Yeah I might just have to wageslave hard tbh

Some warehouse blue collar bullshit

 

[Orka]

I've got no clue

I just need to last a few months and then I think I can just use my university loans to cover accom for the next 3 years or so

On universal credit you won't manage to afford a place alone

Your best bet is to get a shared flat with 4-6 people and split rent with them

You'll still have your own private room to rot in, and you can even steal their food sometimes

 

[asdvek]

Brutal lmao you didn't even ask to be born, they brought u into this world without ur will and now they're gonna ruin ur life

@copingretard your whore mother gargles on my fat dick you son of a whore

 

[inversions]

On universal credit you won't manage to afford a place alone

Your best bet is to get a shared flat with 4-6 people and split rent with them

You'll still have your own private room to rot in, and you can even steal their food sometimes

Yeah this might be the strat tbh

I haven't had a chance to look into it yet but I'll probably have to pull something along these lines

 

[medialcanthus]

you can move into the trap with me and phreshboyswag @inversions

 

[Node]

5’7 at 18 CAGEE

On universal credit you won't manage to afford a place alone

Your best bet is to get a shared flat with 4-6 people and split rent with them

You'll still have your own private room to rot in, and you can even steal their food sometimes

SHUT UP ORKA PURPLE LIP SHITSKIN

 

[jaycc]

On universal credit you won't manage to afford a place alone

Your best bet is to get a shared flat with 4-6 people and split rent with them

You'll still have your own private room to rot in, and you can even steal their food sometimes

the method is to have a whole group all rent out those ultra poverty flats with communal bathrooms and kitchens so you dont share it with randons

 

[inversions]

you can move into the trap with me and phreshboyswag @inversions

 

[Lefty Rankin]

They had this serious discussion with me yesterday

And they came to the conclusion that I have to leave the house at 18

How do I buy a house while earning £8/h working 2h a week

@Node @Glorious King @imontheloose @Jason Voorhees

Leave and never contact them after that. And I mean never. If you one day have a family never allow them to communicate with any of you. Let them get old and die without ever saying a word to them again. And if they ever end up leaving anything for you throw it in a dumpster and give every cent away. Take nothing.

This is what I would do if my parents did that to me. I would leave their house but never see them again. I would let them get old and die without ever saying a word. Just fucking die.

 

[inversions]

5’7 at 18 CAGEE

I'm 16 turning 17 in 2 months

 

[Orka]

Yeah this might be the strat tbh

I haven't had a chance to look into it yet but I'll probably have to pull something along these lines

Good luck, you've still got 2 years though, try and develop a skill that you can use online, programming, video editing, content creation, ads, etc. can all get you disgusting amounts of money if you do it right

 

[copingretard]

@copingretard your whore mother gargles on my fat dick you son of a whore

cope more

 

[Jimcel]

Yeah I might just have to wageslave hard tbh

Some warehouse blue collar bullshit

Warehouses pay decent but its long hours and you are treated like shit.

 

[asdvek]

cope more

I reported you for being an alt

 

[Node]

I'm 16 turning 17 in 2 months

So you just lied to me huh..

 

[Glorious King]

They had this serious discussion with me yesterday

And they came to the conclusion that I have to leave the house at 18

How do I buy a house while earning £8/h working 2h a week

@Node @Glorious King @imontheloose @Jason Voorhees

So you're tellin me this jersey is worth more than ya

 

[Orka]

SHUT UP ORKA PURPLE LIP SHITSKIN

I don't have purple lips

 

[medialcanthus]

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become a uk underground rapper so you can rap about the london life and fur coarts and skinny cocaine addict girls

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I never understood the point of kicking your children to curb the second they turn 18. What kind of logic is this? It might have worked in 1950s or something but in this economy it is impossible to make ends meet doing part time jobs or whatever. The only reason I'm in this position is because my parents supported me and saw me through my premature years in college until I was able to make my own money. Even now when I make good money I live with my parents. I'm planning to leave the nest soon this year or start of next year but they still tell me I should stay and if there's any problem my room will always be there for me. Your parents should ashamed of themselves tbh. Why give birth if you can't afford to give a child a good life?

 

[Node]

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I don't have purple lips

To-do-list: Anterior & Lateral Zygo filler, Undereye Fat Grafting, Rhinoplasty, Lip Botox (multiple places)

 

[inversions]

To-do-list: Anterior & Lateral Zygo filler, Undereye Fat Grafting, Rhinoplasty, Lip Botox (multiple places)

I'm gonna rape you

 

[Glorious King]

become a uk underground rapper so you can rap about the london life and fur coarts and skinny cocaine addict girls

this gonna be his album cover

 

[inversions]

this gonna be his album cover

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Yo fuck u nigga I'm gonna put u on ignore soon u pmo too much

 

[Nathan Fielder]

And they came to the conclusion that I have to leave the house at 18

How do I buy a house while earning £8/h working 2h a week

it will be aids, but emergency housing is your best bet when you’re about to get
Kicked out

 

[Node]

I never understood the point of kicking your children to curb the second they turn 18. What kind of logic is this? It might have worked in 1950s or something but in this economy it is impossible to make ends meet doing part time jobs or whatever. The only reason I'm in this position is because my parents supported me and saw me through my premature years in college until I was able to make my own money. Even now when I make good money I live with my parents. I'm planning to leave the nest soon this year or start of next year but they still tell me I should stay and if there's any problem my room will always be there for me. Your parents should ashamed of themselves tbh. Why give birth if you can't afford to give a child a good life?

 

[Glorious King]

Yo fuck u nigga I'm gonna put u on ignore soon u pmo too much

i thought we chill

 

[inversions]

i thought we chill

We are nigga

But ur pissing me off by js making fun of me every single post like holy shit nigga

im already pissed off

 

[dawooddX]

They had this serious discussion with me yesterday

And they came to the conclusion that I have to leave the house at 18

How do I buy a house while earning £8/h working 2h a week

@Node @Glorious King @imontheloose @Jason Voorhees

brutalll

gonna be hard
u better lock in,stop fucking arnd in the net,be financially literate,zero social life

u can make it its js hard

 

[Glorious King]

We are nigga

But ur pissing me off by js making fun of me every single post like holy shit nigga

im already pissed off

k

any nigga that goes after him


im comming for ya head

 

[Glorious King]

I never understood the point of kicking your children to curb the second they turn 18. What kind of logic is this? It might have worked in 1950s or something but in this economy it is impossible to make ends meet doing part time jobs or whatever. The only reason I'm in this position is because my parents supported me and saw me through my premature years in college until I was able to make my own money. Even now when I make good money I live with my parents. I'm planning to leave the nest soon this year or start of next year but they still tell me I should stay and if there's any problem my room will always be there for me. Your parents should ashamed of themselves tbh. Why give birth if you can't afford to give a child a good life?

u forgetting that kids be finding part time jobs since they 14

which was a shocker, but in aus when i learnt that most of my batchmates were working since they're 15

it kinda became a norm

 

[HltnPSL]

They had this serious discussion with me yesterday

And they came to the conclusion that I have to leave the house at 18

How do I buy a house while earning £8/h working 2h a week

@Node @Glorious King @imontheloose @Jason Voorhees

door dash
idk how good it pays but in my country i have some friends that make some from bolt food

 

[rrg]

u might have to resort to uber eats or just eat for a bit as a side hustle, you’ll barely scrape it. uber pays more if you have a car tho

 

[rrg]

u might have to resort to uber eats or just eat for a bit as a side hustle, you’ll barely scrape it. uber pays more if you have a car tho

to get a generic idea of uber eats payments watch london hustle on tt or yt

 

[InspiredByClav]

They had this serious discussion with me yesterday

And they came to the conclusion that I have to leave the house at 18

How do I buy a house while earning £8/h working 2h a week

@Node @Glorious King @imontheloose @Jason Voorhees

Get a proper job nigga like get a summer one

 

[Notcel]

Gay prostitution
Maybe that’ll give you enough to start investing.