My parents are not convinced that I got laid

[Deleted member 209]

They asked me yesterday at dinner "How is the ghost girl doing? Does she exist? Where is she from?" and I told them she is a Dutchie but for some reason they were very sceptical.

Like wtf? They believed everything I told them about that piece of shit oneitis of mine but they didn't believe that I had a dutch fuck buddy. They believed that some greek slut made out with me but cancelled sex yet they wouldn't believe that I fucked a dutch stacy.

I don't understand why they underestimate me. I don't understand why they see me as a loser. Like srsly, you don't think your son is good enough to get laid? I'l bring some greek slut home and make sure they get to hear her moans and have her awkwardly leave the house. Then we will see who is the loser.

 

[Deleted member 281]

I'l bring some greek slut home and make sure they get to hear her moans and have her awkwardly leave the house. Then we will see who is the loser.

That's what you need to do.

 

[extreme-overthinker]

You need to fuck the Greek slut on the dinner table while they are eating the moussaka

 

[Deleted member 209]

That's what you need to do.

Time to slay

You need to fuck the Greek slut on the dinner table while they are eating the moussaka

haha that would be funny

 

[Tony]

moussaka

 

[extreme-overthinker]

Time to slay


haha that would be funny

you finish in the ouzo glass and her pussy juice drips on the moussaka and so this way your parents have irrefutable physical evidence

 

[Zadig]

Send them a POV video of you banging her bareback

 

[Deleted member 209]

Send them a POV video of you banging her bareback

I will think of something thats not very vulgar but enough to get the swoallow the slayersonpill

 

[Tony]

you finish in the ouzo glass and her pussy juice drips on the moussaka and so this way your parents have irrefutable physical evidence