My parents just had a go at me because I'm 5'9, especially my mum

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My dad is 6'0, and my mum's 5'2. They, especially my mum, had a go at me because "I didn't turn out to be as tall as they envisioned". They especially were angry because a lot of tall males are on both sides of my family especially mum's.
 
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My dad is 6'0, and my mum's 5'2. They, especially my mum, had a go at me because "I didn't turn out to be as tall as they envisioned". They especially were angry because a lot of tall males are on both sides of my family especially mum's.
just lol at your mum. She is the one that gave you shorter genes lol
 
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that’s rich
 
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Brutal
Since it's probably your mom that gave you the short genes
 
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Get yourself a new Mom
 
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This is gonna happen to all the Jungle Gook Maxxers xD

„genetic recombination“

Bro, you just turned out like your mom
 
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Same tbh, my mom tells me to grow taller and do cope height exercises but I just told her “give a LL”
 
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I just want to see your pics
 
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This is gonna happen to all the Jungle Gook Maxxers xD
I'm Arab, white and a bit of black, so no sea in me.
„genetic recombination“

Bro, you just turned out like your mom
She is now trying to get me to do yoga poses like 35 year old women for "spinal decompression therapy".
just lol at your mum. She is the one that gave you shorter genes lol
She said "all the men in my family are at least 5'11 and here you are, you don't even look 5'9, you look squatty"
Brutal
Since it's probably your mom that gave you the short genes
See above
Same tbh, my mom tells me to grow taller and do cope height exercises but I just told her “give a LL”
She says she wants me to do yoga exercises with her.
 
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I'm Arab, white and a bit of black, so no sea in me.

She is now trying to get me to do yoga poses like 35 year old women for "spinal decompression therapy".

She said "all the men in my family are at least 5'11 and here you are, you don't even look 5'9, you look squatty"

See above

She says she wants me to do yoga exercises with her.
Brootal

Yoga exercises jfl
I guess I got quite lucky being 6'1 with short parents
 
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Brootal

Yoga exercises jfl
I guess I got quite lucky being 6'1 with short parents
Yes, she says she wants me to do yoga daily with her to "loosen up the discs and grow taller"
 
Yes, she says she wants me to do yoga daily with her to "loosen up the discs and grow taller"
Not gonna happen at your age

That's a weird thing for your mom to say tho
 
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From everything I've read your mother honestly seems like a self-entitled whore
 
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Is your mother the arab one?
 
People don't really grow at 25

It's weird for your mom Because 5'9 isn't even that short and it's mostly her fault you are that height
 
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I said that it’s rich, because it’s your very short mother shaming you for being a bit below average height.
I don't get how that's "rich"
 
From everything I've read your mother honestly seems like a self-entitled whore
Why? Don't be mean to my mother.
 
People don't really grow at 25

It's weird for your mom Because 5'9 isn't even that short and it's mostly her fault you are that height
She said my muscular body shape makes me look shorter.
 
I don't get how that's "rich"
From Longman Dictionary of Contemporary Englishthat's rich (coming from him/you etc)that's rich (coming from him/you etc)British English spoken used to say that what someone has said is unreasonable and that they are criticizing you for doing something that they do themselvesHe accused me of being dishonest, which was ...
 
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From Longman Dictionary of Contemporary Englishthat's rich (coming from him/you etc)that's rich (coming from him/you etc)British English spoken used to say that what someone has said is unreasonable and that they are criticizing you for doing something that they do themselvesHe accused me of being dishonest, which was ...
Never heard of that term jfl.
 
>womanlet shows disdain for her manlet son
Sad! Many such cases.
 
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do dead hangs on a pull bar
bonesmash shins with a broom stick, then have both of your parents pull your legs and arms like this:
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in a year you'll be six foot
 
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What body type is your mom?
 
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I hate human life. Looks are the only thing that matter
 
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Count yourself lucky. MY DAD IS 6,1 and MUM is 5,5 AND IM FUCKING 5,5
 
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do dead hangs on a pull bar
bonesmash shins with a broom stick, then have both of your parents pull your legs and arms like this:
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in a year you'll be six foot
Is this possible at 25 years old?
Damn
Over for gymcels I guess
I'm don't have a typical gymcelled physique but I'm lean and athletic I guess.
What body type is your mom?
Fluffy (she's overweight according to bmi) but for middle aged woman standards

I hate human life. Looks are the only thing that matter
Not at all.
Count yourself lucky.
Thank you!
MY DAD IS 6,1 and MUM is 5,5 AND IM FUCKING 5,5
Man I'm sorry about that, how old are you? You might have a chance if you're young
 
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Is this possible at 25 years old?

I'm don't have a typical gymcelled physique but I'm lean and athletic I guess.

Fluffy (she's overweight according to bmi) but for middle aged woman standards


Not at all.

Thank you!

Man I'm sorry about that, how old are you? You might have a chance if you're young
18 I checked my plates they’re almost fused
 
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i got lucky as fuck my mom is 5'3 while my dad is 6'2 and i ended up 6'3

my younger brother is gonna be 6'5 minimum and could end up in the NBA
 
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i got lucky as fuck my mom is 5'3 while my dad is 6'2 and i ended up 6'3

my younger brother is gonna be 6'5 minimum and could end up in the NBA
Lucky you man! I wish I was like you
 
I'm don't have a typical gymcelled physique but I'm lean and athletic I guess.
Yeah your physique looks great
You'd be close to unmoggable if you were like 6'3 ngl
 
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WTF I can't even upload pics

I don't consider myself having a gymcelled physique
Yeah you don't

Your physique is great imo
 
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No way to do stretching?
No it’s over for me, gonna focus on face and keep frauding to 5,8. I will look into the spine correction thing that can help you gain a few inches and also look into LL once I have enough money (5+ years) so yeah I’m just coping
 
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Looks quite aesthetic
Not too big not too small
Thank you! Why aesthetic?
Chad face
Great physique
Thank you! What pheno/aesthetic do I have?
Because gymcels are bloated mass monsters

Very aesthetic
Thank you!
No it’s over for me, gonna focus on face and keep frauding to 5,8. I will look into the spine correction thing that can help you gain a few inches and also look into LL once I have enough money (5+ years) so yeah I’m just coping
Please don't risk ll.
 
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Thank you! Why aesthetic?

Thank you! What pheno/aesthetic do I have?

Thank you!

Please don't risk ll.
Nah g I’ve been to 2 consultations already
 
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